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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2950657" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>An Aging Prostitute</strong></p><p></p><p>An aging prostitute had so many men that no longer could she be satisfied. Before retiring she staged a contest and offered a thousand dollar prize to any man who could bring her to orgasm.</p><p></p><p>All the men in town lined up to try. From the Mayor to the courthouse janitor, no one could make her cum.</p><p></p><p>She was sadly disappointed and ready to give up when a midget showed up to try. Much to her surprise the little fellow gave her the thrill of her life, and walked away with the thousand dollars.</p><p></p><p>All of the other men were amazed and demanded to know his secret.</p><p></p><p>The Midget finally fessed up, "I stuck my head in her pussy, wiggled my ears and vomited."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2950657, member: 14320"] [B]An Aging Prostitute[/B] An aging prostitute had so many men that no longer could she be satisfied. Before retiring she staged a contest and offered a thousand dollar prize to any man who could bring her to orgasm. All the men in town lined up to try. From the Mayor to the courthouse janitor, no one could make her cum. She was sadly disappointed and ready to give up when a midget showed up to try. Much to her surprise the little fellow gave her the thrill of her life, and walked away with the thousand dollars. All of the other men were amazed and demanded to know his secret. The Midget finally fessed up, "I stuck my head in her pussy, wiggled my ears and vomited." [/QUOTE]
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