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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2394136" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>between them.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>shots of Jack Daniels.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>be in?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>We haven't got any money to pay for this!"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Larry replied, with a smile," Don't worry - I have a plan.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK! I'll stick the </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>and put it in your mouth." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Said and done, the barman noticed them,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>went berserk, and threw them out.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>all for free.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>anymore.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>third bar!"</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2394136, member: 14320"] [COLOR="Navy"][B]Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage. Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!" Larry replied, with a smile," Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!" Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar!"[/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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