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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2320189" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">You might like it. This is hilarious.....even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Not only did he do it 1</span></strong> to <strong>10</strong>, he did it again from <strong>10</strong> back to <strong>1</strong>. This is what </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">he came up with..... </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">1</span></strong> day I go <strong>2</strong> climb a <strong>3</strong> outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">and 4</span></strong> down. The man rushed out and wanted to <strong>5</strong> with me. I ran until I fell <strong>6</strong> and </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">threw up. So I go into 7</span></strong>-eleven and grabbed some <strong>8</strong> to throw at him. Then I took </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">a 9</span></strong> and try to stab at him. <strong>10</strong> God he run away. </p><p></p><p><strong>10</strong> I put the <strong>9</strong> back and pay for the <strong>8</strong> and left <strong>7</strong>-eleven. Next day I called my </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">boss and told him I was 6</span></strong> . He said <strong>5</strong>, tomorrow also no need to come back <strong>4</strong> work. </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">He also asked me to go climb a 3</span></strong> and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>2</strong></span> him but I don't know what he <strong>1</strong>.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2320189, member: 14320"] [B][SIZE="4"]You might like it. This is hilarious.....even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans. Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only did he do it 1[/SIZE][/B] to [B]10[/B], he did it again from [B]10[/B] back to [B]1[/B]. This is what [B][SIZE="4"]he came up with..... 1[/SIZE][/B] day I go [B]2[/B] climb a [B]3[/B] outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic [B][SIZE="4"]and 4[/SIZE][/B] down. The man rushed out and wanted to [B]5[/B] with me. I ran until I fell [B]6[/B] and [B][SIZE="4"]threw up. So I go into 7[/SIZE][/B]-eleven and grabbed some [B]8[/B] to throw at him. Then I took [B][SIZE="4"]a 9[/SIZE][/B] and try to stab at him. [B]10[/B] God he run away. [B]10[/B] I put the [B]9[/B] back and pay for the [B]8[/B] and left [B]7[/B]-eleven. Next day I called my [B][SIZE="4"]boss and told him I was 6[/SIZE][/B] . He said [B]5[/B], tomorrow also no need to come back [B]4[/B] work. [B][SIZE="4"]He also asked me to go climb a 3[/SIZE][/B] and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice [SIZE="4"][B]2[/B][/SIZE] him but I don't know what he [B]1[/B]. [/QUOTE]
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