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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2277449" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>* WIFE VS HUSBAND *</strong></p><p></p><p>A couple drove down a country road for several</p><p>miles, not saying a word.</p><p>An earlier discussion had led to an argument and </p><p>neither of them wanted to concede their position. </p><p>As they passed a barnyard of mules,goats, and pigs, </p><p>the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" </p><p>"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>* WOMEN'S REVENGE *</strong></p><p></p><p>"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items</p><p>the woman wished to purchase.</p><p></p><p>As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote</p><p>control for a television set in her purse."So, do you</p><p>always carry your TV remote?" I asked.</p><p></p><p>"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping</p><p>with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I</p><p>could do to him legally."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>* UNDERSTANDING WOMEN *</strong></p><p><strong>(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)</strong></p><p></p><p>I know I'm not going to understand women.</p><p>I'll never understand how you can take</p><p>boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the</p><p>hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2277449, member: 14320"] [B]* WIFE VS HUSBAND *[/B] A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws [B]* WOMEN'S REVENGE *[/B] "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse."So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." [B]* UNDERSTANDING WOMEN * (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)[/B] I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. [/QUOTE]
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