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<blockquote data-quote="sakuraguy" data-source="post: 1970877" data-attributes="member: 6441"><p>Subject - Question & Answers</p><p></p><p>Something funny for the dull day at the office and home ..</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? </p><p>A: Both keep searching for new holes. </p><p></p><p>Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? </p><p>A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5 days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble. </p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? </p><p>A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. </p><p></p><p>Q: What's the height of recycling? </p><p>A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning. </p><p></p><p>Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?</p><p>A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day .. </p><p></p><p>Q: Girlfriend & boyfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten ?! </p><p>A: The boy friend's hand. </p><p></p><p>Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed at Tarzan. Tarzan asked "Why"? </p><p>A: The animals told him "Your tail is in front". </p><p></p><p>Q: Secret of long life ?</p><p>A: Morning two eggs, evening two pegs... and night two legs.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sakuraguy, post: 1970877, member: 6441"] Subject - Question & Answers Something funny for the dull day at the office and home .. Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new holes. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5 days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble. Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. Q: What's the height of recycling? A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning. Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day .. Q: Girlfriend & boyfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten ?! A: The boy friend's hand. Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed at Tarzan. Tarzan asked "Why"? A: The animals told him "Your tail is in front". Q: Secret of long life ? A: Morning two eggs, evening two pegs... and night two legs. [/QUOTE]
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