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Jokers from AW forum!!Read it on..damn9 funny!!!
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<blockquote data-quote="JtuneD" data-source="post: 2627864" data-attributes="member: 2470"><p><strong>Update: Jokers from AW forum!!Read it on..damn9 funny!!!</strong></p><p></p><p>Hahahahaha....i have to show u guys some of the comments from this joker<strong> (wajalove), </strong>he is spamming all over @ AW forum, he is everywhere in Honda,Nissan,Toyota,P2,Proton thread....etc!! He is the best laugh medicine wei...i was wondering wat will happen if he appear here in ZTH!! Hahahahaha....<img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> </p><p></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red">Waja + Celica</span></span></em></p><p><strong>1) " was thinking modify my waja to celica front part while retaining the </strong></p><p><strong>stock engine. someone told me waja engine 4g18p was developed between a </strong></p><p><strong>partnership of mitsu and toyota during the dakar race back mid 90`s. I been </strong></p><p><strong>wondering, so that means that i have vvti inside my waja. </strong></p><p><strong>also i heard that the chassis of waja was half based on the toyota celica ( </strong></p><p><strong>the latest generation) and the rear was a mitsu evo. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>so let`s say that combination of vvti+ mivec = fast and powerful engine? </strong></p><p><strong>another thing is that i heard the latest campro cps tech was bought from </strong></p><p><strong>toyota... </strong></p><p><strong>so plug and play of toyota vvti will work? " anyone want to sell his celica front part? pls call 017-8846350 </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>1A ) " thanks for the detail answer </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>since the celica is not compatible with waja, i have to consider ford </strong></p><p><strong>mustang engine "</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red">Waja vs 8th gen Civic</span></span></em></p><p><strong>2) " limpeh drive waja one.i tell you ah..that day limpeh on LDP driving 140 </strong></p><p><strong>kmjh on fast lane. then suddenly got one chiiiiiiiipetpet civic come </strong></p><p><strong>tailgate limpeh.. flash limpeh somemore.. kanina....you think you drive </strong></p><p><strong>civic u veli fast lah? then limpeh drop gear reeve and reach 170 kmjh. the </strong></p><p><strong>civic cut me from left...chipet......limpeh not happy ...show him middle </strong></p><p><strong>finger...... </strong></p><p><strong>and open window, shout : cipet, u think u civic u fast lah? my waja faster.... </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>cheepet......then pek corner.....civic slow down.....limpeh know got lotus </strong></p><p><strong>handling so limpeh pek corner about 120 kmjh. </strong></p><p><strong>civic cannot follow.. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>chipet, you cibic owner, spend 120K on that junk but cannot follow waja in </strong></p><p><strong>corner.. </strong></p><p><strong>u bunch of monyet civic owners......chipet kia.. </strong></p><p><strong>waja rules!</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red">My Waja smoked 20V</span></span></em></p><p><strong>3 ) " that day went testing with my fren ae92 with 20v..my waja 1.6 left him in dust after he enter 2nd gear....20v is so weak?"</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red">Nissan Latio</span></span></em></p><p><strong>4 ) " veli sick of you say latio good.. </strong></p><p><strong>LA TIU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </strong></p><p><strong>screw it can it pek corner like waja ? </strong></p><p><strong>i put gt wing create more downforce than your laitu..... </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>no money buy waja say lah.buy latiu"</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red">Old Waja dicabar Batmobile</span></span></em></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><strong>5 ) " this one really piss me off....... </strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">I was cruising slowly at Gotham city. suddenly i heard a high reeving </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">engine car charging to me.. Flash me, i notice is the Batman. you know i veli hate batman cause he think he veli fast and handsome. so i very angry. I drop gear...then i know lotus handling is veli important ( that's why i buy waja) </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">then i pek corner at 200 kmjh ( i got press nos ) , the batman cannot </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">folllow me and crash....... </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">tomorrow morning i read newspaper </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">oh...... the batman die d, and who the batman?"</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red">Concorde dicabar Waja</span></span></em></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><strong>6 ) " enuf of those waja vs mpv story "</strong></span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">here is mine : </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">i try to race a british concorde with my waja (modded F15 engine, running methanol) at sepang..the concorde was tailgating me and flashing like </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">mad..i tulan *****..i slam the padel and i never saw that concorde </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">again..so much for breaking sound barrier ! funny la..concorde lose to my mighty waja " </span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"><em>MISC</em></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><strong>7 ) " i fitted 20v into my campro..just now drag with F430 </strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong>guess who win? The honda... C70 kapchai won!! "</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>.....ETC.........<img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> </strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>* UPDATE *</strong></span></span> </p><p></p><p><strong>8 ) " u think that was funny huh? </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>i bet u never saw my waja passing by milky way and sucking all the black </strong></p><p><strong>hole with it. my waja was so powerful that its acceleration G is greater </strong></p><p><strong>than the gravity of sun. it was terrfying " <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>9 ) " hyundai accident owners more kurang ajar </strong></p><p><strong>Think they driving wrx... </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>hahahahaha...no kaitan at all </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>hyundai /= subaru </strong></p><p><strong>mitsu = proton (so proton can evolution) </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>brianccg must drive the most ahbeng RXS hyundai with gull wing and </strong></p><p><strong>fake airscoop..ah beng ah beng....lalalalalala lalalalalallalaalalalla</strong></p><p><strong><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">10 ) </span><em><span style="color: red">(On P2 Thread)</span> </em></strong></p><p><strong>" u cute toy car owner all no match for my waja </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>i can tapau u ppl up down left right center! " <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>11 ) " what reason my new campro cant smoke an outdated 20v? </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>my campro work like vtec " <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>12 ) <em><span style="color: red">( To SMART Car Owners )</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em></em></strong></p><p><strong><em>" </em>are rubbish....... </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>smart for 2 cannot pek corner..... </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>smart for 4 look like babi hutan </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>you all ? look like dogs kena rape by dinosaur in the jurassic park </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>waja rules " <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">13 ) <em>( TO BMW Owner )</em></span></strong></p><p><strong>" 745LI Hidden facts " ---> is just an enlarged waja..its peformance was</strong></p><p><strong>not any better than waja</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>" BMW means? " --->>> Bertuahnya Memiliki Waja? </strong></p><p><strong>you guys are driving Waja in the skin of BMW? </strong></p><p><strong>hahaha.....pathetic<img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">14 ) <em>( TO Chevy Corvette z06 )</em></span></strong></p><p>" <strong>i dont think it can win my waja at all </strong></p><p><strong>wats so great about american V8 when u cant smoke a campro? </strong></p><p><strong>campro > V8 "</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>" what u talking? my waja is obviously faster in the bend with lotus</strong></p><p><strong>handling and my campro engine is more powerful than the v8 "<img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">15 ) <em>( TO New Lancer Owner )</em></span></strong></p><p><strong><em>" </em>the new lancer is a piece of ***** compare to waja. </strong></p><p><strong>you guys don't have lotus handling.. </strong></p><p><strong>and the 4B11 engine sounds gay to me.. </strong></p><p><strong>even Campro sounds nicer....... </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>our waja can tapau lots of cars..but can lancer 2.0 gt do so ? </strong></p><p><strong>so screw lancer </strong></p><p><strong>i veli hate mitsu </strong></p><p><strong>chhhhhhhhhhhhibai! " <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">16 )<em> ( TO Mercedes S-Class Owner )</em></span></strong></p><p><strong><em>" </em>you think s-class fast? </strong></p><p><strong>you guys really nowhere to spend the money man! </strong></p><p><strong>spend so much on a mercedes yet loose to waja during traffic jam </strong></p><p><strong>pathetic man.....waja rules! "</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>" waja is asian 7 series!!! "</strong> </p><p></p><p><strong>" we proton owner also take pride in our waja because of lotus handling </strong></p><p><strong>and campro engine......we tapau every car we see!! "<img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">17 )<em> ( WAJALUTION VS EVOLUTION )</em></span> </strong></p><p><strong><em>" </em>I think wajalution takes a clean win here </strong></p><p><strong>We only need to spend 30K of mods on waja to evolutionized our waja </strong></p><p><strong>to evolution and you bunch of evo fans are idiots to get a real evo.. </strong></p><p><strong>save some money for prositutiion you mitsu whankers.... </strong></p><p><strong>beat my 4wd wajalution....suckers! " <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> </strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>** UPDATE ** </strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: red"><em><strong>18 ) ( Damn Toyota Supra )</strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>" it looks great ..macho to me... </strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">make me wanna make love with it </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">so i look left right no ppl, take off my pants </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">put my 'lil bro' into the exhaust piple..damn big ........and i play with it.. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">but after i finish..i feel nth....... </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">damn..waja is better at making love "</span></strong> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/laugh.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":laugh:" title="Laugh :laugh:" data-shortname=":laugh:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/laugh.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":laugh:" title="Laugh :laugh:" data-shortname=":laugh:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/laugh.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":laugh:" title="Laugh :laugh:" data-shortname=":laugh:" /> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red"><em><strong>19 ) ( BMW + WAJA )</strong></em></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>" becomes a junk </strong></span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">junk + good car= junk car </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">bmw junk , waja good car </span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>7 series sound like 7 silly " <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/laugh.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":laugh:" title="Laugh :laugh:" data-shortname=":laugh:" /> </strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"><em>20 ) ( WAJA CAMPRO VS BUGATTI VEYRON )</em></span></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>" in think my waja is more reliable and handle better than the veyron and</strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">yet so much cheaper </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">i just dont understand why ppl would spend so much on that POS </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">love waja "</span></strong><span style="color: black"> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/laugh.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":laugh:" title="Laugh :laugh:" data-shortname=":laugh:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/laugh.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":laugh:" title="Laugh :laugh:" data-shortname=":laugh:" /> </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"><em>21 ) ( WARN ALL PERSONA JUNKS )</em></span></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>" DON'T CALL WAJA NAMES ESP WAJUNK </strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">CHEEE3BY3 </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">DRIVE MALAYSIAN JUNK DUNNOE </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">SAY WAJA IS JUNK </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">BUT IN FACT IT'S JAP CAR " <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/laugh.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":laugh:" title="Laugh :laugh:" data-shortname=":laugh:" /> </span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red">22 ) (MAZDA RX8 1.3 VS WAJA 1.6 )</span></em></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>" everyone who study math know that 1.6 > 1.3 </strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">my waja can anytime smoke that punny 1.3 rx8 and it is cheaper..</span></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>value for money , u rx8 owner get con by mazda..hahahah..fool </strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">love my waja till death..."</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>" becos my waja has beaten more of the car...even those car way above </strong></p><p><strong>its level such as 350z, rx7, rx8, ek9, 911 gt3 and so on.. </strong></p><p><strong>those car were no match for my waja </strong></p><p><strong>oh ya..my waja is stock campro " <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/laugh.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":laugh:" title="Laugh :laugh:" data-shortname=":laugh:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/laugh.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":laugh:" title="Laugh :laugh:" data-shortname=":laugh:" /> </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><em><span style="color: red">23 ) MISC</span></em></strong> </strong></p><p><strong><strong>" kancil turbo? is that some kind of toy? </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>my waja tapau them without touching the gas padel.."</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>" Can i convert..my waja to 4wd? </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>need ur help lah </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>not for rally </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>i wanted to go safari with my waja " <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> </strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em><strong>He can even create this Poems...</strong></em><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue">"This force, wajalution, is not sentimental. Like the waja itself, it knows </span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue">only the hard facts of life's struggle with death. All you can do is hope </span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue">and trust waja when you've served its needs faithfully, that there may </span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue">still remain some glimmer of the life you once knew."</span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue"></span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue">Some waja, it is true, are more special. This is natural selection. It </span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue">begins as a single individual born or hatched like every other member of </span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue">their species. Anonymous. Seemingly ordinary. Except they're not. They </span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue">carry inside them the genetic code that will take their species to the next </span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue">evolutionary rung. It's destiny.</span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue"></span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue">We dream of waja, we dream of change, of fire, of love, of death. And then </span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue">it happens; the dream becomes real, and the answer to this quest, this need </span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue">to solve life's mysteries finally shows itself like the glowing light of </span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue">the new dawn. So much struggle for meaning, for purpose. And in the end, we </span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue">find it only in each other. Our shared experience of the fantastic and the </span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue">mundane. The simple human need to find a kindred. To connect. And to know </span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue">in our hearts... that we are not alone.</span></strong></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: royalblue"></span></strong></p><p></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>I laugh like hell to see all this jokes!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..<img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/thefinger.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":thefinger:" title="Thefinger :thefinger:" data-shortname=":thefinger:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/laugh.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":laugh:" title="Laugh :laugh:" data-shortname=":laugh:" /> </strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: red">WAJALOVE THEME</span> : <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">Why waste so much time/money modding that POS? in the end still lose to my waja!</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JtuneD, post: 2627864, member: 2470"] [b]Update: Jokers from AW forum!!Read it on..damn9 funny!!![/b] Hahahahaha....i have to show u guys some of the comments from this joker[B] (wajalove), [/B]he is spamming all over @ AW forum, he is everywhere in Honda,Nissan,Toyota,P2,Proton thread....etc!! He is the best laugh medicine wei...i was wondering wat will happen if he appear here in ZTH!! Hahahahaha....:rofl: [I][SIZE=2][COLOR=red]Waja + Celica[/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [B]1) " was thinking modify my waja to celica front part while retaining the stock engine. someone told me waja engine 4g18p was developed between a partnership of mitsu and toyota during the dakar race back mid 90`s. I been wondering, so that means that i have vvti inside my waja. also i heard that the chassis of waja was half based on the toyota celica ( the latest generation) and the rear was a mitsu evo. so let`s say that combination of vvti+ mivec = fast and powerful engine? another thing is that i heard the latest campro cps tech was bought from toyota... so plug and play of toyota vvti will work? " anyone want to sell his celica front part? pls call 017-8846350 1A ) " thanks for the detail answer since the celica is not compatible with waja, i have to consider ford mustang engine "[/B] [I][SIZE=2][COLOR=red]Waja vs 8th gen Civic[/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [B]2) " limpeh drive waja one.i tell you ah..that day limpeh on LDP driving 140 kmjh on fast lane. then suddenly got one chiiiiiiiipetpet civic come tailgate limpeh.. flash limpeh somemore.. kanina....you think you drive civic u veli fast lah? then limpeh drop gear reeve and reach 170 kmjh. the civic cut me from left...chipet......limpeh not happy ...show him middle finger...... and open window, shout : cipet, u think u civic u fast lah? my waja faster.... cheepet......then pek corner.....civic slow down.....limpeh know got lotus handling so limpeh pek corner about 120 kmjh. civic cannot follow.. chipet, you cibic owner, spend 120K on that junk but cannot follow waja in corner.. u bunch of monyet civic owners......chipet kia.. waja rules![/B] [I][SIZE=2][COLOR=red]My Waja smoked 20V[/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [B]3 ) " that day went testing with my fren ae92 with 20v..my waja 1.6 left him in dust after he enter 2nd gear....20v is so weak?"[/B] [I][SIZE=2][COLOR=red]Nissan Latio[/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [B]4 ) " veli sick of you say latio good.. LA TIU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! screw it can it pek corner like waja ? i put gt wing create more downforce than your laitu..... no money buy waja say lah.buy latiu"[/B] [I][SIZE=2][COLOR=red]Old Waja dicabar Batmobile[/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [SIZE=1][B]5 ) " this one really piss me off....... [/B][/SIZE] [B][SIZE=1]I was cruising slowly at Gotham city. suddenly i heard a high reeving engine car charging to me.. Flash me, i notice is the Batman. you know i veli hate batman cause he think he veli fast and handsome. so i very angry. I drop gear...then i know lotus handling is veli important ( that's why i buy waja) then i pek corner at 200 kmjh ( i got press nos ) , the batman cannot folllow me and crash....... tomorrow morning i read newspaper oh...... the batman die d, and who the batman?"[/SIZE][/B] [I][SIZE=2][COLOR=red]Concorde dicabar Waja[/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [SIZE=1][B]6 ) " enuf of those waja vs mpv story "[/B][/SIZE] [B][SIZE=1]here is mine : i try to race a british concorde with my waja (modded F15 engine, running methanol) at sepang..the concorde was tailgating me and flashing like mad..i tulan *****..i slam the padel and i never saw that concorde again..so much for breaking sound barrier ! funny la..concorde lose to my mighty waja " [/SIZE][/B] [SIZE=2][COLOR=red][I]MISC[/I][/COLOR][/SIZE] [LEFT][B]7 ) " i fitted 20v into my campro..just now drag with F430 guess who win? The honda... C70 kapchai won!! "[/B][/LEFT] [B].....ETC.........:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: [/B] [SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][B]* UPDATE *[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [B]8 ) " u think that was funny huh? i bet u never saw my waja passing by milky way and sucking all the black hole with it. my waja was so powerful that its acceleration G is greater than the gravity of sun. it was terrfying " :adore: :adore: :adore: :adore: 9 ) " hyundai accident owners more kurang ajar Think they driving wrx... hahahahaha...no kaitan at all hyundai /= subaru mitsu = proton (so proton can evolution) brianccg must drive the most ahbeng RXS hyundai with gull wing and fake airscoop..ah beng ah beng....lalalalalala lalalalalallalaalalalla :adore: :adore: [COLOR=red]10 ) [/COLOR][I][COLOR=red](On P2 Thread)[/COLOR] [/I] " u cute toy car owner all no match for my waja i can tapau u ppl up down left right center! " :adore: 11 ) " what reason my new campro cant smoke an outdated 20v? my campro work like vtec " :adore: :adore: 12 ) [I][COLOR=red]( To SMART Car Owners )[/COLOR] " [/I]are rubbish....... smart for 2 cannot pek corner..... smart for 4 look like babi hutan you all ? look like dogs kena rape by dinosaur in the jurassic park waja rules " :adore: :adore: :adore: :adore: [COLOR=red]13 ) [I]( TO BMW Owner )[/I][/COLOR] " 745LI Hidden facts " ---> is just an enlarged waja..its peformance was not any better than waja " BMW means? " --->>> Bertuahnya Memiliki Waja? you guys are driving Waja in the skin of BMW? hahaha.....pathetic:adore: :adore: :adore: :adore: [COLOR=red]14 ) [I]( TO Chevy Corvette z06 )[/I][/COLOR][/B] " [B]i dont think it can win my waja at all wats so great about american V8 when u cant smoke a campro? campro > V8 " " what u talking? my waja is obviously faster in the bend with lotus handling and my campro engine is more powerful than the v8 ":adore: :adore: [COLOR=red]15 ) [I]( TO New Lancer Owner )[/I][/COLOR] [I]" [/I]the new lancer is a piece of ***** compare to waja. you guys don't have lotus handling.. and the 4B11 engine sounds gay to me.. even Campro sounds nicer....... our waja can tapau lots of cars..but can lancer 2.0 gt do so ? so screw lancer i veli hate mitsu chhhhhhhhhhhhibai! " :adore: :adore: :adore: [COLOR=red]16 )[I] ( TO Mercedes S-Class Owner )[/I][/COLOR] [I]" [/I]you think s-class fast? you guys really nowhere to spend the money man! spend so much on a mercedes yet loose to waja during traffic jam pathetic man.....waja rules! " " waja is asian 7 series!!! "[/B] [B]" we proton owner also take pride in our waja because of lotus handling and campro engine......we tapau every car we see!! ":adore: :adore: :adore: [COLOR=red]17 )[I] ( WAJALUTION VS EVOLUTION )[/I][/COLOR] [I]" [/I]I think wajalution takes a clean win here We only need to spend 30K of mods on waja to evolutionized our waja to evolution and you bunch of evo fans are idiots to get a real evo.. save some money for prositutiion you mitsu whankers.... beat my 4wd wajalution....suckers! " :adore: :adore: [/B] [SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][B]** UPDATE ** [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=red][I][B]18 ) ( Damn Toyota Supra )[/B][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR=black][B]" it looks great ..macho to me... [/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]make me wanna make love with it so i look left right no ppl, take off my pants put my 'lil bro' into the exhaust piple..damn big ........and i play with it.. but after i finish..i feel nth....... damn..waja is better at making love "[/COLOR][/B] :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: [COLOR=red][I][B]19 ) ( BMW + WAJA )[/B][/I][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][B]" becomes a junk [/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]junk + good car= junk car bmw junk , waja good car [/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B]7 series sound like 7 silly " :laugh: [/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=red][I]20 ) ( WAJA CAMPRO VS BUGATTI VEYRON )[/I][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B]" in think my waja is more reliable and handle better than the veyron and[/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]yet so much cheaper i just dont understand why ppl would spend so much on that POS love waja "[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] :laugh: :laugh: [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=red][I]21 ) ( WARN ALL PERSONA JUNKS )[/I][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B]" DON'T CALL WAJA NAMES ESP WAJUNK [/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]CHEEE3BY3 DRIVE MALAYSIAN JUNK DUNNOE SAY WAJA IS JUNK BUT IN FACT IT'S JAP CAR " :laugh: [/COLOR] [I][COLOR=red]22 ) (MAZDA RX8 1.3 VS WAJA 1.6 )[/COLOR][/I][/B] [COLOR=black][B]" everyone who study math know that 1.6 > 1.3 [/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]my waja can anytime smoke that punny 1.3 rx8 and it is cheaper..[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B]value for money , u rx8 owner get con by mazda..hahahah..fool [/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]love my waja till death..."[/COLOR] " becos my waja has beaten more of the car...even those car way above its level such as 350z, rx7, rx8, ek9, 911 gt3 and so on.. those car were no match for my waja oh ya..my waja is stock campro " :laugh: :laugh: [B][I][COLOR=red]23 ) MISC[/COLOR][/I][/B] [B]" kancil turbo? is that some kind of toy? my waja tapau them without touching the gas padel.." " Can i convert..my waja to 4wd? need ur help lah not for rally i wanted to go safari with my waja " :adore: :adore: [/B] [I][B]He can even create this Poems...[/B][/I]:adore: :adore: :adore: :adore: :adore: [CENTER][B][COLOR=royalblue]"This force, wajalution, is not sentimental. Like the waja itself, it knows only the hard facts of life's struggle with death. All you can do is hope and trust waja when you've served its needs faithfully, that there may still remain some glimmer of the life you once knew." Some waja, it is true, are more special. This is natural selection. It begins as a single individual born or hatched like every other member of their species. Anonymous. Seemingly ordinary. Except they're not. They carry inside them the genetic code that will take their species to the next evolutionary rung. It's destiny. We dream of waja, we dream of change, of fire, of love, of death. And then it happens; the dream becomes real, and the answer to this quest, this need to solve life's mysteries finally shows itself like the glowing light of the new dawn. So much struggle for meaning, for purpose. And in the end, we find it only in each other. Our shared experience of the fantastic and the mundane. The simple human need to find a kindred. To connect. And to know in our hearts... that we are not alone. [/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [B]I laugh like hell to see all this jokes!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..:thefinger: :laugh: [/B] [/B] [LEFT][B][COLOR=red]WAJALOVE THEME[/COLOR] : [SIZE=2][COLOR=navy]Why waste so much time/money modding that POS? in the end still lose to my waja![/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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