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Message: <blockquote data-quote="b00n" data-source="post: 2265088" data-attributes="member: 16751">Sorry, still can't locate the BUddha story I'm talking about. But here's a few definitions to ponder upon:School:A place where Papa pays and Son plays.Life Insurance:A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.Nurse:A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.Marriage:It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.Divorce:Future tense of Marriage.Tears:The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.Lecture:An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"Conference:The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.Compromise:The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.Dictionary :A place where success comes before work.Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.Father:A banker provided by nature.Criminal:A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.Politician :One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.Doctor :A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.Smile:curve that can set a lot of things straight.Office :A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.Yawn:The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.Committee :Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.Experience:The name men give to their mistakes.Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead</blockquote>

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