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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2258939" data-attributes="member: 14320">CHRISTIAN HUMORJesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on thecomputer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired ofhearing all the bickering.Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to setup a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judgewho does the better job."So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.They moused.They faxed.They e-mailed.They e-mailed with attachments.They downloaded.They did spreadsheets!They wrote reports.They created labels and cards.They created charts and graphs.They did some genealogy reportsThey did every job known to man.Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashedacross the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power wentoff.Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curseword known in theunderworld.Jesus just sighed.Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted theircomputers. Satan startedsearching frantically, screaming:"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the pasttwo hours of work.Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair!He cheated! Howcome he has all his work and I don't have any?"God just shrugged and said,JESUS SAVES!!</blockquote>

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