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<blockquote data-quote="Basil Basil" data-source="post: 1916944" data-attributes="member: 34392"><p>The truth about men</p><p></p><p></p><p>A man is ****** three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and then watches to see what each does with the money. </p><p></p><p>The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. </p><p></p><p>The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all of the money on things for him because she loves him so much. Again, the Man is impressed. </p><p></p><p>The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. </p><p></p><p>Naturally, the man was impressed. He thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he ........... .............................................. ............................................................................................ ............................................................................................ ............................................................................................ ............................................................................................ .............................................................................................. .............................................................................................. .............................................................................................. .....................................................Married the one with the largest breasts.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Basil Basil, post: 1916944, member: 34392"] The truth about men A man is ****** three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and then watches to see what each does with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all of the money on things for him because she loves him so much. Again, the Man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Naturally, the man was impressed. He thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he ........... .............................................. ............................................................................................ ............................................................................................ ............................................................................................ ............................................................................................ .............................................................................................. .............................................................................................. .............................................................................................. .....................................................Married the one with the largest breasts. [/QUOTE]
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