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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Basil Basil" data-source="post: 1916716" data-attributes="member: 34392">The Affair Whenever this married woman's lover comes over, she puts her young son in the closet. One day the woman hears someone coming and quickly puts her lover in the closet without thinking... Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it? "Yes it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues. "OK. How much?" the man asks. After considering the position he is in : "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but gives in... The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway this time and, again, places her lover in the closet with her son. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the little boy starts again. "Yes it is," replies the man. "Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks. "OK. How much?" the hiding lover replies, acknowledging his hopeless situation. "Fifty dollars," the boy replies, and the transaction is completed. The next weekend, the woman's husband says, "Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some baseball." "I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy. "How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of sweets and toys. "Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says. "What?! SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's daylight robbery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for divine forgiveness." At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Don't you start that shit in here now," the priest says.</blockquote>

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