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<blockquote data-quote="Basil Basil" data-source="post: 1912431" data-attributes="member: 34392"><p>This is a tale of a VERY HORNY LADY loooong time ago in Mongolia.</p><p></p><p>There is this one lady who cannot get satisfied by her partner during sex,</p><p>So one day, she is so piss off.. She decidedn to do an Sex Fiesta..</p><p></p><p>She gives out flyers, telling all the men from mongolia, "Whoever Can Satisfy Her, she will give 100 GoldBlocks".</p><p></p><p>Then, next week on the event, Out come the whole MEN of Mongolia.. from all ages, and all different dick sizes.. come to get F*ck for free..</p><p></p><p>At first, come this warrior, with a big body (and of course big dick)..</p><p></p><p>He enters the tent.. and all the rest wait outside patiently.. They tought he's gonna do the job.. and suddenly they heard from inside "SLAP!!.. U are useless!".. says the lady..</p><p></p><p>the man comes out of the tent with shame..</p><p>Then a few man wit smaller dick go back home..</p><p></p><p>After that, another man comes in, he claims he got the best sex techniques.. He go in the tent..</p><p></p><p>After 15 minutes, there wasnt a single sound, then he come out with shame, and all the people who is still there laugh at him..</p><p></p><p>Then the rest of the people there, thinking, thinking, how the heck are they going to satisfy the lady.. No one dares to go in anymore..</p><p></p><p>THEN SUDDENLY.. A Bald Monk from one of temple appear!... All the people outside were shocked.. and confused..</p><p></p><p>The monk say, "Let me do my job, i can satisfy her".. Then he go inside the tent..</p><p></p><p>After 5 minutes, suddenly everyone here a loud Scream!.. Moaning!.. Ahh.. ahh.. ahh..</p><p>after 15 minutes, they heard the climax of the lady..</p><p></p><p>then the monk came out of the tent.. All of them ask the monk, what is your secret?.. </p><p></p><p></p><p>The Monk just smile, and say to them.....</p><p></p><p></p><p>"Use your Head!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Basil Basil, post: 1912431, member: 34392"] This is a tale of a VERY HORNY LADY loooong time ago in Mongolia. There is this one lady who cannot get satisfied by her partner during sex, So one day, she is so piss off.. She decidedn to do an Sex Fiesta.. She gives out flyers, telling all the men from mongolia, "Whoever Can Satisfy Her, she will give 100 GoldBlocks". Then, next week on the event, Out come the whole MEN of Mongolia.. from all ages, and all different dick sizes.. come to get F*ck for free.. At first, come this warrior, with a big body (and of course big dick).. He enters the tent.. and all the rest wait outside patiently.. They tought he's gonna do the job.. and suddenly they heard from inside "SLAP!!.. U are useless!".. says the lady.. the man comes out of the tent with shame.. Then a few man wit smaller dick go back home.. After that, another man comes in, he claims he got the best sex techniques.. He go in the tent.. After 15 minutes, there wasnt a single sound, then he come out with shame, and all the people who is still there laugh at him.. Then the rest of the people there, thinking, thinking, how the heck are they going to satisfy the lady.. No one dares to go in anymore.. THEN SUDDENLY.. A Bald Monk from one of temple appear!... All the people outside were shocked.. and confused.. The monk say, "Let me do my job, i can satisfy her".. Then he go inside the tent.. After 5 minutes, suddenly everyone here a loud Scream!.. Moaning!.. Ahh.. ahh.. ahh.. after 15 minutes, they heard the climax of the lady.. then the monk came out of the tent.. All of them ask the monk, what is your secret?.. The Monk just smile, and say to them..... "Use your Head!" [/QUOTE]
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