JB New Section........ Part 4.....

[owndferra]

morning all...
enjoy ur day 2day..

 

[calvin9683]

dead dead dead....
damn dead today!!!!

 

[Basil Basil]

yes damn damn dead leh..............wat happen leh..................

 

[perdana54]

MORNING GUY'S....wats happenin to this thread.....quiet semacam je?

 

[owndferra]

no hot topic..
that's why laa quiet semacam jer..
gud morning guys...

 

[ashween]

y not we start talking about 'death'

 

[coolval]

Morning guys :D

 

[Basil Basil]

death ash u wan to talk..................dun later end up like the ghost story we had last time.............

 

[owndferra]

waa death eyh..
quite an interesting topic..
what do u all guys know or understand bout death??
can someone interpret this...hehehe

 

[coolval]

Ownd,
You looking for a religious intepretation or general one? :D

 

[owndferra]

more to general one laa..
hehehe...

 

[coolval]

Last Request

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.

"Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain.

"Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"

Have a Life After Death

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.

"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you

The Hanging

The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff,

"Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?"

"Course not," replied the Sheriff. "We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it's up to you."

A man was calling on his best friend to pay his condolence the day after his friend's wife death.

He knocked on the door, but he got no answer. So he decided to go in and see if everything was all right. Upon entering the house, the man discovers his friend in the living room having sex with the maid.

"Jack", said the man, "Your wife just died yesterday!!" His friend looked up and said, "In this grief, do you think I know what I'm doing?"

 

[Basil Basil]

walau very theory leh......................

 

[ashween]

http://www.deathclock.com/

 

[coolval]

Read the guys reply on that death clock site, under the link, " Your Will"
Its pretty interesting :D

 

[normality78]

coz we cant afford to have zth down again so its dead

 

[Basil Basil]

good one frank..............nvm lar lets try to go the fast pace like ususal 5 pgs in one day...................n test out ZTH forum stability else how can Tom upgrade the database.............come come start to spam like mad..................

 

[Basil Basil]

btw where is calvin..........is he very bz liow...........untill no time to put some comment here..................

 

[calvin9683]

wat do u think???
i'm damn free la....
i lepak around everyday...
walk around the factory like big boss....
meet everyone from each department n giv them orders.....
sometimes need to go see my subcon a few times a day!!!!

i'm having a "wonderful" job...
my rim from bronze turn into gunmetal colour....
my car from whole white edi hav 2-tone...
white on the upper n brown on the lower side......
nice right????

 

[normality78]

calvin,
resign yet?