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stupidcar

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BMW + Mid age Auntie in big ass <insert brand> sunglasses + idiotic driving = me rage :mad::mad:

Story is like this, turning steadily in my lane into SS2 PJ, this fxxking mid age auntie in her glorious BMW 525i (latest) turn in super fast and cut into my way slightly ... Gave her a light honk to warn her you are too close to my bumper, after finish the turning (side to side), she was in the mid of the road of 2 lanes !! Now the real shit comes, while attempt to make her way to the right lane, she just turn (no signal) into my lane, i was like KNNCCB PKHKC, gave her loud honk because her car's side mirror almost touch mine ... Only that she realise and pull back into the left lane, then another rider on her left gave her loud honk while trying to avoid her (success attempt), after passing her, the rider gave a international fxxk sign and ride off. This pussy auntie just stared at me like i am in the wrong, then i show my index finger indicating that "you better watch out" and drive off, fuck auntie follow me into where i wanna park, might wanna confront me what i meant earlier, after i parked properly in park box in front of those shop lots and came down and prepare for a debate, she decided to back off when she saw i am quite buffed up (thanks to bodybuilding and muay thai, was wearing tight T Shirt that day, wearing formal later) ... Ya right, as if i will assault her if she confront me. I don't hit woman unless they try to hurt me first ...

Moral of the story is, there are 2 rules to help you stay alive on the road:

Rule no.1 Everyone out there is trying to get you !!
Rule no.2 Remember rule no.1
Women + Myvis, Women + big cars,
Women's logic is too great. :thefinger:
SS2 is a bitch to be during the jam. I always use Jalan Universiti back way.
 

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is it the new bmw 5 series f10 red color, number plate WXx xxxx?
Its an F10, but its not red color, it's black. W plate though.

Women + Myvis, Women + big cars,
Women's logic is too great. :thefinger:
SS2 is a bitch to be during the jam. I always use Jalan Universiti back way.
My office is at this place, and i coming from NKVE exiting from Plaza Glomac into LDP ... A lot of stupid ass drivers ...

Met 1 typical ah beng in Honda Civic, i was ready to change lane into the right lane after confirmed clear coast, Ah Beng in FD2 kiasu, accelerate to prevent me from entering, and gave "duckface" ... Guess what, i used "Chuck Norris Stare" .... ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE !! :thefinger:
 

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Why must it be Muay Thai? :rofl: Any martial arts will do and is meant to defend oneself. Is not the Martial Arts that matters, is the
person who know to use it matters.
 

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Its an F10, but its not red color, it's black. W plate though.



My office is at this place, and i coming from NKVE exiting from Plaza Glomac into LDP ... A lot of stupid ass drivers ...

Met 1 typical ah beng in Honda Civic, i was ready to change lane into the right lane after confirmed clear coast, Ah Beng in FD2 kiasu, accelerate to prevent me from entering, and gave "duckface" ... Guess what, i used "Chuck Norris Stare" .... ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE !! :thefinger:
Mine better, Duckface level :Bruce Lee! Its super effective! :hahaha:
U driving Evo or what? FD2 only wanna lanci u?

Why must it be Muay Thai? :rofl: Any martial arts will do and is meant to defend oneself. Is not the Martial Arts that matters, is the
person who know to use it matters.
I use football foot. :biggrin:
 

Mitevo7

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Why must it be Muay Thai? :rofl: Any martial arts will do and is meant to defend oneself. Is not the Martial Arts that matters, is the
person who know to use it matters.
Mine better, Duckface level :Bruce Lee! Its super effective! :hahaha:
U driving Evo or what? FD2 only wanna lanci u?



I use football foot. :biggrin:
Supra bro: correct martial arts doesnt matter, its the user :)

Mr. Car (Don't wanna address your "stupid" anyway :biggrin: LOL my Chuck Norris Stare is OVER 9000 !!!!!!!!! BTW am driving stock looking lancer, mods: drop in air filter + removed cat ... Making more hp in the mid section. The ah beng dude's car is loaded with bodykit and sticker hp ... accelerations does not look like modded anyway as i actually succeed in overtake him later on ... He was trying very hard to prevent me from entering his lane, i just depress a little bit more throttle to get into the sweetspot to overtake him ...
 
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Something new to post at last but then is okay for him/her to park like that cuz is obvious he/she is indeed and confirmed "Handicap"
 

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Ah speaking about idiot drivers, just last week I had a very close call with my Mark X. I was coming from Jalan Lap. Terbang Subang about to enter a medium speed 2 lane corner to join Federal Highway going to KL. There was a white Saga BLM on the right side of the corner entry going a bit slow, so I already took the inside line. However when I was already almost halfway beside him going faster, he veered to the left as if he was going to take the corner apex like in a race course! Of course I braked very hard and steered even more to the left already very close to the guardrails and also only just a few centimeters away from hitting his rear left fender with my front left. Luckily the idiot also jinx back to his outside line and the collision was avoided. He then quickly put his hand up to apologize. Either the idiot was day dreaming or he thinks he's on the race track to take corner apex but somehow going slow!
 

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Ah speaking about idiot drivers, just last week I had a very close call with my Mark X. I was coming from Jalan Lap. Terbang Subang about to enter a medium speed 2 lane corner to join Federal Highway going to KL. There was a white Saga BLM on the right side of the corner entry going a bit slow, so I already took the inside line. However when I was already almost halfway beside him going faster, he veered to the left as if he was going to take the corner apex like in a race course! Of course I braked very hard and steered even more to the left already very close to the guardrails and also only just a few centimeters away from hitting his rear left fender with my front left. Luckily the idiot also jinx back to his outside line and the collision was avoided. He then quickly put his hand up to apologize. Either the idiot was day dreaming or he thinks he's on the race track to take corner apex but somehow going slow!
Met a lot of such drivers, from outer lane suddenly would cut into my lane while cornering....
But a lot I foresee they are going to come to my lane...just had the feeling and most of the time im right.
 

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Met a lot of such drivers, from outer lane suddenly would cut into my lane while cornering....
But a lot I foresee they are going to come to my lane...just had the feeling and most of the time im right.
Yeah, the problem was I was going much faster than him already and pretty much commited into the inside line.
 

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Yeah, the problem was I was going much faster than him already and pretty much commited into the inside line.
gonna be real serious damage if really hit u...didnt honk him ka bro maybe he was dreaming LOL!
 

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gonna be real serious damage if really hit u...didnt honk him ka bro maybe he was dreaming LOL!
Yes, would be quite a big hit. I was already almost halfway beside him going much faster. Before that he was still nicely on his outside line, so I of course did not honk. Only when he veered to my line I honked while emergency braking and steering further left to the decreasing gap.
 

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Yes, would be quite a big hit. I was already almost halfway beside him going much faster. Before that he was still nicely on his outside line, so I of course did not honk. Only when he veered to my line I honked while emergency braking and steering further left to the decreasing gap.
Sometimes certain close calls we dont even have time for honk but more on avoiding collisions.
Too many bayar lulus people around...yet some opt for driving schools to teach auto and
I think is already officially running as an option. :banghead:
 

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Sometimes certain close calls we dont even have time for honk but more on avoiding collisions.
Too many bayar lulus people around...yet some opt for driving schools to teach auto and
I think is already officially running as an option. :banghead:
Yeah, same like in Jakarta, most are not good drivers.
The auto vs manual thing is a loosing battle lah as manual car is close to becoming a dinosaur. In some advance countries like Canada, I was told by my nephew that the driving schools are already using all auto cars!
 

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Ah speaking about idiot drivers, just last week I had a very close call with my Mark X. I was coming from Jalan Lap. Terbang Subang about to enter a medium speed 2 lane corner to join Federal Highway going to KL. There was a white Saga BLM on the right side of the corner entry going a bit slow, so I already took the inside line. However when I was already almost halfway beside him going faster, he veered to the left as if he was going to take the corner apex like in a race course! Of course I braked very hard and steered even more to the left already very close to the guardrails and also only just a few centimeters away from hitting his rear left fender with my front left. Luckily the idiot also jinx back to his outside line and the collision was avoided. He then quickly put his hand up to apologize. Either the idiot was day dreaming or he thinks he's on the race track to take corner apex but somehow going slow!
Bro. Guest you get all sorts of drivers nowadays. You were lucky he even care to apologize and not say you were in the wrong and I have seen many like these already.
Anyway, my wife also had a very close call. She was driving very slow (because in our taman) driving from house to main town area. While cutting left into a T junction, there was this Wira (lady driver) she did not stop at T junction but continue driving. The best is she was looking to her left and looking out for cars, while steering right and into our lane. My wife had to horn continuously to get her attention, then suddenly can see on her face she was shock to see us in front of her. We were lucky she came to her senses if not sure head on collision already....:banghead:

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Yeah, same like in Jakarta, most are not good drivers.
The auto vs manual thing is a loosing battle lah as manual car is close to becoming a dinosaur. In some advance countries like Canada, I was told by my nephew that the driving schools are already using all auto cars!
Oh! Malaysia also mention about that already. Thinking of switching to auto for driving test.
 

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Talking about Idiot Driver, saw one bloody not sure Alphard or Vellfire shooting redlight at pedestrian crossing area.
Lucky everyone was alert if anyone were to be sleepy and cross straight away would have cross and get killed.

That bugger was speeding towards us without hesitation when the light turned red. Yet switching on his Hazard light as an
obvious intention to shoot through the redlight...

That S hole could have killed anyone. Can't remember the number plate.

Is there any way to report all these B*@@&#ds ?
 

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Talking about Idiot Driver, saw one bloody not sure Alphard or Vellfire shooting redlight at pedestrian crossing area.
Lucky everyone was alert if anyone were to be sleepy and cross straight away would have cross and get killed.

That bugger was speeding towards us without hesitation when the light turned red. Yet switching on his Hazard light as an
obvious intention to shoot through the redlight...

That S hole could have killed anyone. Can't remember the number plate.

Is there any way to report all these B*@@&#ds ?
should be the driver of the owner if he is driving like that....
 

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Bro. Guest you get all sorts of drivers nowadays. You were lucky he even care to apologize and not say you were in the wrong and I have seen many like these already.
Anyway, my wife also had a very close call. She was driving very slow (because in our taman) driving from house to main town area. While cutting left into a T junction, there was this Wira (lady driver) she did not stop at T junction but continue driving. The best is she was looking to her left and looking out for cars, while steering right and into our lane. My wife had to horn continuously to get her attention, then suddenly can see on her face she was shock to see us in front of her. We were lucky she came to her senses if not sure head on collision already....:banghead:

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Oh! Malaysia also mention about that already. Thinking of switching to auto for driving test.
Hmm maybe need to get a much louder horn already now, like a truck horn.
 

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Hmm maybe need to get a much louder horn already now, like a truck horn.
Won't help if in dreamland state.....:smokin::biggrin:

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Talking about Idiot Driver, saw one bloody not sure Alphard or Vellfire shooting redlight at pedestrian crossing area.
Lucky everyone was alert if anyone were to be sleepy and cross straight away would have cross and get killed.

That bugger was speeding towards us without hesitation when the light turned red. Yet switching on his Hazard light as an
obvious intention to shoot through the redlight...

That S hole could have killed anyone. Can't remember the number plate.

Is there any way to report all these B*@@&#ds ?
He should be trying to get over to the other side (world) faster....:rofl:
 

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Won't help if in dreamland state.....:smokin::biggrin:

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He should be trying to get over to the other side (world) faster....:rofl:
The worse part is that he don't intend to go down alone. :mad:
 

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Yes, would be quite a big hit. I was already almost halfway beside him going much faster. Before that he was still nicely on his outside line, so I of course did not honk. Only when he veered to my line I honked while emergency braking and steering further left to the decreasing gap.


everytime in the corner no matter how slow or how fast i am driving...i will always be prepared with 1 hand placed at the horn whenever i saw another car on the next lane around me...... :driver:
 

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