I hate dc5

[SataniC]

yeah...I hate DC5...

It's all started in March 2009...I met someone who used to be my friend...he just bought a Honda DC5...Since he was going back to KL, I asked if can tumpang...he tumpang'ed me to KL...

That was when my nightmare starts....

For the next 367km journey, it took us only 2hours and 43minutes...including the 45mins stop to eat...my ex-friend drove an average of 160kmh on corners and god knows what speed on straight...I cant even see the speed that time...

He potong'ed a Ferrari like it was a 1300cc car only...an EF cucuk him at 140kmh...he drop to 5th gear only the EF like going reverse...2 second cannot see already

I had nightmares...I have phobia now...I can't even sit in a bus that goes more than 70kmh...I was scared...I was reminded on that dreadful afternoon 'cruise'...I was mentally raped by my ex friend...

Until today, whenever I see DC5 my body starts to shake and I lost bodily function and peed my pants...especially Black DC5 with J plates...

Ive undergo numerous psychological doctor visits to no avail....

Damn you DC5....

I HATE YOU!!

This picture was taken accidentally when I was inside that rapist's control...I suddenly found this picture in my laptop...I vaguely remember this was only on 5th gear...his smile and evil laughter as he continues raping my brain...I can still smell his smoky bibir...

 

[ilovemydc5]

kekekee....

 

[bera]

man this is awkward... heheheh

 

[NukeeZoid]

we DC5 owners apologize for the traumatic experience you went through. its truly a tragic thing to be merely sitting in the passengers seat instead of being behind the wheel of an I-Tr

 

[jpoplover]

WOW~~~ NIGHTMARE FOR ts~~~~~~~~~~

 

[hasukyo]

lol...i think the the driver 99% is our mr.presiden :)

 

[aalto]

367km of VTEC open & rembat all the way.....if the "rapist" DC5 driver someday decides to sell the car....better stay clear of it....haha

 

[takuyawsw]

J plate DC5R black!!!
u friend live at JB tmn perling ?
hehe i saw this guy B4 at perling
haha coz wanna chassic him
coz black n white DC5 cant together de haha

 

[soundfreak22nd]

damn fast.. i wish my car car can maintain that speed on long distance..

 

[steviedevil]

That is pretty usual... Lolz

 

[arturo]

good story hahahha

 

[AXXeLL]

i really feel sorry for you man... thats a bad experience... u might wana consider for adult diapers next time you're hitching a ride back to kl? haha

 

[mokomoko]

This is the funniest post ive seen today.

Thank you for making my day LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

 

[har1th7]

thanks for brighten up my day...

*ask any turbo owner (even 400hp monster) that when it comes to NA... nothing can match VTEC.

Thanks again.

 

[mokomoko]

probable illustration of what the 'rapist' was doing:

 

[TAnG0^R]

J plate DC5R black!!!
u friend live at JB tmn perling ?
hehe i saw this guy B4 at perling
haha coz wanna chassic him
coz black n white DC5 cant together de haha

As another J plate DC5, i apologize to you ....
but thn agian, i think tat quite normal ...

btw... ive never seen a black DC5 in JB b4... :hmmmm::hmmmm::hmmmm:
if we can get more kakis in JB area,
perhaps we can join TT with KL shifus....
lets say... 10 cars from JB ? :proud::proud::proud:

takuyawsw, mi too JB DC5

 

[fstr]

i really LMAO :stupid:

 

[arrowhead]

i love dc5s!

 

[SataniC]

nabeh...why u all laughing at my misery ah?? all of you here are complete :stupid: la laughing at a male kana raped by another male with misai kontot summore....

dont believe me ar? :slug:

see some more leaked pictures...

One time an EK (undercover police) come and wanna <s>cucuk</s> catch this rapist...

2 sec later see what happened...this car drop 1 gear only...havent even tekan the throttle yet...

JB, Melaka and Bukit Aman IPD all kenot follow...only until he satisfy:proud: only he let me go...

 

[NukeeZoid]

i really LMAO :stupid:

eh uncle. still remember me anot? haha... :proud: