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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2636034" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">LAW OF QUEUE</span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">LAW OF THE TELEPHONE</span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR</span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">LAW OF THE WORKSHOP</span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">LAW OF THE ALIBI</span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">the next morning you will have a flat tire. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">Bath THEOREM </span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">LAW OF ENCOUNTERS </span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">LAW of the RESULT </span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">LAW OF BIOMECHANICS </span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><strong>THEATRE RULE </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"><strong><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">LAW OF COFFEE</span></strong> </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2636034, member: 14320"] [B][FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Teal"][B][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]LAW OF QUEUE[/COLOR][/B] If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. [B][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"] LAW OF THE TELEPHONE[/COLOR][/B] When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. [B][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR[/COLOR][/B] After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. [B][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"] LAW OF THE WORKSHOP[/COLOR][/B] Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. [B][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"] LAW OF THE ALIBI[/COLOR][/B] If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. [B][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"] Bath THEOREM [/COLOR][/B] When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. [B][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"] LAW OF ENCOUNTERS [/COLOR][/B] The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. [B][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"] LAW of the RESULT [/COLOR][/B] When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! [B][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"] LAW OF BIOMECHANICS [/COLOR][/B] The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. [COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"][B] THEATRE RULE [/B][/COLOR] People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. [B][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"] LAW OF COFFEE[/COLOR][/B] As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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