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Message: <blockquote data-quote="twistedangel" data-source="post: 545679" data-attributes="member: 2684">Three blondes run across a genie and he said that he would grant them each one wish. The first blonde wished to be 50% smarter. POOF! She's and burnette. The second one wished to be 25% smarter. POOF! She's a redhead. The third one wished to be 50% dumber. POOF! She's a blonde man!Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a non-lazy man (who helps out around the house), and a lazy man are about to jump off a bridge into water. Who makes the biggest splash?The lazy man. The other 3 don't exist.One day, God calls on Adam & says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I gave you a penis and a brain. The bad news is that I only gave you enough blood to operate one organ at a time."## Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?* So men can understand them. # What is the difference between government bonds and men?* Government bonds mature. # What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?* Put the remote control between his toes # What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?* Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. # What's the difference between a man and E.T.?* E.T. phoned home. # Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?* When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there. # How do men define a 50-50 relationship?* We cook; they eat. We clean; they dirty. We iron; they wrinkle. # How do men exercise at the beach?* By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. # What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal?* A hot dog and a six-pack. # How are men like noodles?* They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough. # Why is it good that there are female astronauts?* When the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions.</blockquote>

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