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Message: <blockquote data-quote="simplythebest" data-source="post: 830668" data-attributes="member: 30">ROTFLMFAO! <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" />1. Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his18friends ?Because below 18 not allowed Lah !2. Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to ashop.Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?".Salesgirl : "Yes !".Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please".3. Ah Beng is filling up an application form for ajob. He suppliedtheinformation for the columns on Name, Age,Address etc. Then hecomes tocolumn on "Salary Expected", he is not sure of thequestion. Aftermuchthought, he writes "Yes".4. Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shinyobject.Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?".Salesgirl : "That is athermosflask".Ah Beng : "What does it do ?". Salesgirl : "Itkeepshot things hotandcold thingscold".Ah Beng : "I'll buy it".The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with histhermo flask.Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask." Boss : "Whatdoes it do ?"Ah Beng :"It keeps hot things hot and coldthings cold"Boss : "What do you have in it !?"Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of icecream"5. After taking photocopies of documents, AhBengalways comparesit withthe original for spelling mistakes.6. Ah Beng always smiles during lightning stormsbecause he thinkshispicture is being taken.7. Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?Because he can't find the number 11(eleven) on the phone.8. Ah Beng had just bought a new computer andwas using it. When heencountered some problems. He decide to usethe 'Help' commandafter sometries. Soon after, he became very irritatedand called the computerretailerfor support. Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key forhelp ah, but it's been over half an hour & stillnobody come andhelp me Lah?!"9. Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.The doctor askedhim whathad happened to his ears and he answered, "I wasironing a shirtand thephone ring Lah-but instead of picking up thephone,Iaccidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to myear Lah". "Ohdear!" thedoctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ... whathappened to the otherear ?" AhBeng answered : "That stupid dumbo called backLah !!!!"10. Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephoneoperator.Ah Beng : "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THETIME DIFFERENCE BETWEENTAIPEI ANDLAS VEGAS ?" Operator : "JUST A MINUTE..."Ah Beng : "THANK YOU "and put down the phone.11. Aftercompleting a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working onfor quitesometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finishedpuzzle to a friend."It took meONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", AhBengbrags. "FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOOLONG", thefriend exclaims. "YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Bengreplies, "SEE THIS BOX,IT ISWRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS".12. At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng'slefttells thebartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE", and hiscompanion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE".The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks,"AND YOU, SIR ?" Ah Beng replies : "Chi AhBeng, MARRIED</blockquote>

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