I am actually planning a mega project. I just got a greenlight from the minisdri of techno-loji and minisdiri of finanse... they agreed to fund my project fully in the 1Malayhsia Semua Boleh project. I am to build a space ship to travel into space. I am at lost now. Eventhough at home i got a space shuttle donated by the nearest intelligent inhabited galaxy that travels 1000 faster than the speed of light, I can't use that as it's really not nice to copy alien technology. So, I am going to make one entirely assembled by recycled congkak boards. I may need volunteers from ZTH for this project. For those who really are interested, you can email me project.satu.direksi@destinasi.matahari.com ok? Now, firstly, I need to ask all of you - what sort of design should I use? space shuttle design (too mainstream la.. i tak suka) or just make it like a triangular cube shape ? very ergonomical and at optimum speed, the space dust will not crack the congkak boards. How? ok ah? Then ah.. at first, I wanted to assemble the thrusters from retired spaceshuttle engines and feed it direct with volcano lava so that it has magma like power... then i thought, cannot la.. too heavy, so to save weight, I thought of using 500 units of 1,000whp R35 engines...making it a whopping 500kwhp engine... but that is NOT very good as we are not using local products, it wont have the local branding evengthough we are using congkak boards as the ship's hull...not nice la, nanti people say we sinkalan.. looks local inside engine negara lain.. remember proton in the early days? every pundek on earth laffing at us say we use mitsubishi.. apa!! tak boleh ka? pigi la.. So, after that... i gave it 5 seconds of hard focus thought.. VIOLA! I will now use 5000 units of 100whp NEO CPS engine... it equates to same hp.. but abit heavy.. nvm.. nothing is heavier than the promise of patriotism.. ok ah zth members? Then ah... the destination. Where should I send the spaceship to? at first, i thought mars, ok mah.. jauh man... food may be susah abit.. but it's ok, I plan to use an aneroxic girl, feed her till she's normal... then put her on the ship with maximum supply. The supply will last 2 weeks only.. but the trip will take 4 weeks. Aneroxic girls will eat half the suppy of food. So by the time she reach there and come back, eventhough starved abit to the level of skeletons.. she will still be alive - BOLEH! .. see, amazing right? but then again, the yankees are also sending satellites and probes there..so it's nothing spectacular... so i gave it 2 seconds of hard thought.. I AM SERIOUSLY BEGGING ALL ZTH MEMBER to answer me, whether this is a good suggestion or not, I suggest to propose to the board of technical directors to send the spaceship to the SUN. I have spend 20% of the R&D fundings to come up with an extreme ingenius formulated sun block. It's so effective, after applying it, we sent one of our test engineers to walk into a volcano.. he walked inside and then came back out again. All his clothings were burnt and his hairs all gone.. but he was alive. Not a single piece of skin melted but he said he can never pee, coz of the urethera (the penis opening) opens during a pee session, the testicles will fry like omellette... (telur goreng)... So after much discussion, I suggest that they send him to the Sun at night.. it's ok wan.. coz not so hot... Please, I need a suggestion from all u guys. Dont worry, I got lots of money through gohhumment funding and I got alot of engineers with PHD from University Politeknik of Tampoi. But, incase if our gohhument suddenly say no funding, I will erect 4 thermometers here and ask for donations... is it ok??? Anyway, When the day comes for our ZTH spaceship to launch, all I ask for is.... all ZTH MEMBER to stand tall and put their arms across their chest and be proud! coz all the ideas are contributed by u all... don't cry.. pls... without you all.. this idea will never have surfaced.. so please advise me ok? Thank you... ----- This serious idea and posting was created after viewing some really sad cases - posting of asking opinions on R35 GTRs and having an EVO9 as a weekend car.. when the TS was just a form 5 student... then after awhile, another joker posted d same similar shit... All I have to say is... WADDAFARRRKKK IS HAPPENING?!?! Before u all start posting and asking some stuff.. please remember this topic.... though it may have brought u some kind of humor.. but it's a total waste of time
1 word. lol. After reading the first paragraph..I don't continue reading the next and scrolled to the last lol
csl - last night suddenly got shorted by current... so, decided to some surfing on ZTH.. was pointed to some topics that has actually wasted my time... so decided to create a topic that is OBVIOUSLY wasting time ... in order to exhibit to others DO NOT WASTE others time.. HAHAHAHAHAHA
product of kementerian pendidikan malaysia , you have kids without a shred of critical thinking nor the ability to reason in a debate which ALWAYS ends up calling people names and cursing of ones mother. The list is too long to complete. In the spirit if 'Freedom of speech' let them be and it will die an eventual death or hounded to timbuktoo by "CyberTroopers" who imposes their values on others aka "Kay-Poh!"
The barrel tip is pointing to someone or everyone, it could be anyone including me But at the same time, the hidden purpose of this thread also exposed the bottleneck of a car specific forum. Maintain or restructuring, it is the seed's call. We as leeches, besides passing time, nothing much really. If this is something like some HK forum which got + or - points system which will effect the users accessibility, then you will be able to drive the forum according to your wish. But you can also opt for straight forward and tiu kaw people on the face. Perhaps make a specific thread/section for digging people in and give your lecture. Got 1 HK forum has a 'quarrel' section, sibeh song. If you cannot do anything, then you can opt for ignore in order to let you feel better. I admit I never read all of the article and reached the 2nd line already skip and see what people are replying That's why I made mistake on my 1st reply
