The Market is Bad!

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Subject: The market is bad at home.......

A UM graduate found himself difficult to get a job here. He finally
accepted the offer to work with Taiping Zoo. "What to do? It's better
to work like this than earning nothing...", mumbling to himself. So
since that day, the IT grad started work acting as a monkey.

He has to wear monkey suit and mask, chew nuts and eat bananas. He has
to climb trees too and jump from one to another to attract visitors.

The Zoo has since then enjoyed tremendous business due to the increase
in visitors. Even Mahathir wanted to see the super 'smart' monkey in
the world. Unfortunately, one day when he was jumping from the trees,
he fell down into a crocodile pool! "Oh my God...I'm dying...now" he
thought, as a hungry looking crocodile swam steadily towards his
direction.

In the middle of his struggle, suddenly he heard a soft voice, "Don't
be afraid my friend... I'm from UKM."
 
there are sufficient jobs but they arent in hurry to get employed.

They need to find their ideal job. More FREE time, More MONEY, More TIME to go internet, More TIME to TT, More chicks....everything also MORE.




and oh...
and LESS work.
 
koolspyda said:
there are sufficient jobs but they arent in hurry to get employed.

They need to find their ideal job. More FREE time, More MONEY, More TIME to go internet, More TIME to TT, More chicks....everything also MORE.




and oh...
and LESS work.


yea. agree with u dude..
 
im at the back of a hippo at another exhibit. my friend from melaka controls the head and front legs. we're from MMU :lol:
 
reason why unemployment is so high....

thier just too picky over the jobs....

there is always jobs available... just a matter if you want to do it a not...
 
i think its just typical mind ppl have, malaysian employer want 2 pay less for high degree student, high degree student think they should have high pay at the begining.
 

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