Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
Groups and Meets
Penang Section!!!
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Dior" data-source="post: 560967" data-attributes="member: 12051"><p><strong>Pontiac Allergic to Vanilla Ice-cream? (hihihihiii)</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Folks... read this...</span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > Hi,</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >Please read, very interesting.</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >Never underestimate your Clients' Complain, no matter how</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >funny it might</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >be!</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >This is a real story happened between the customer of General</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >Motors and</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >its Customer-Care Executive.</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >This is the second time I have written to you, and I don't</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >blame you for</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >that we have</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >a tradition in our family of Ice-Cream for dessert after dinner each</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >night.</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >But the kind of ice cream varies so, every night, after we've</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >eaten, the</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >whole family votes on which kind of ice cream we should have</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >and I drive</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >down to the store to get it. It's also a fact that I recently</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >purchased</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >a new Pontiac and since then my trips to the store have created a</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >problem.</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I start back from</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >the store my car won't start. If I get any other kind of ice</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >cream, the</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >car starts just fine.</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >I want you to know I'm serious about this question, no matter</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >how silly</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >it</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >sounds:</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >"What is there about a Pontiac that makes it not start when I get</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >vanilla ice cream, and easy to start whenever I get any other kind?"</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >The Pontiac President was understandably skeptical about the</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >letter, but</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >sent an Engineer to check it out anyway. The latter was</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >surprised to be</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >greeted by a successful, obviously well educated man in a fine</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >neighborhood. He had arranged to meet the man just after</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >dinnertime, so</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >the two hopped into the car and drove to the ice cream store. It was</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >vanilla ice cream that night and, sure enough, after they came back</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">to</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >the car, it wouldn't start.</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >The Engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, they</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">got</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >chocolate. The car started. The second night, he got</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >strawberry. The car</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >started. The third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >Now the Engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >man's car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged,</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >therefore, to</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >continue his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem. And</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >toward this end he began to take notes: he jotted down all sorts of</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >data: time of day, type of gas uses, time to drive back and forth</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">etc.</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >In a short time, he had a</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >clue: the man took less time to buy vanilla than any other flavor.</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >Why? The answer was in the layout of the store. Vanilla,</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >being the most</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >popular flavor, was in a separate case at the front of the store for</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >quick pickup. All the other flavors were kept in the back of the</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">store</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >at a different counter where it took considerably longer to check out</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >the flavor. Now, the question for the Engineer was why the</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >car wouldn't</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >start when it took less time.</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >Once time became problem - not the vanilla ice cream Eureka!!!!</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >The engineer quickly came up with the answer: "vapour lock". It was</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >happening every night; but the extra time taken to get the</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >other flavors</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start. When</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >the man got</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >vanilla, the engine was still too hot for the vapour lock to</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >dissipate.</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >Remember:</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >problems seem to</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >be simple only when we find the solution with a cool thinking.</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >Don't just say its "IMPOSSIBLE" without putting a sincere effort...</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >Observe the word "IMPOSSIBLE" carefully... Looking closer you</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >will see,</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >"I'M POSSIBLE"...</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > ></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > > >What really matter is your attitude and your perception.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dior, post: 560967, member: 12051"] [b]Pontiac Allergic to Vanilla Ice-cream? (hihihihiii)[/b] [font=Arial][size=2]Folks... read this...[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > Hi,[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >Please read, very interesting.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >Never underestimate your Clients' Complain, no matter how[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >funny it might[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >be![/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >This is a real story happened between the customer of General[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >Motors and[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >its Customer-Care Executive.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >This is the second time I have written to you, and I don't[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >blame you for[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >that we have[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >a tradition in our family of Ice-Cream for dessert after dinner each[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >night.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >But the kind of ice cream varies so, every night, after we've[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >eaten, the[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >whole family votes on which kind of ice cream we should have[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >and I drive[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >down to the store to get it. It's also a fact that I recently[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >purchased[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >a new Pontiac and since then my trips to the store have created a[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >problem.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I start back from[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >the store my car won't start. If I get any other kind of ice[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >cream, the[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >car starts just fine.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >I want you to know I'm serious about this question, no matter[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >how silly[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >it[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >sounds:[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >"What is there about a Pontiac that makes it not start when I get[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >vanilla ice cream, and easy to start whenever I get any other kind?"[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >The Pontiac President was understandably skeptical about the[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >letter, but[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >sent an Engineer to check it out anyway. The latter was[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >surprised to be[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >greeted by a successful, obviously well educated man in a fine[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >neighborhood. He had arranged to meet the man just after[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >dinnertime, so[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >the two hopped into the car and drove to the ice cream store. It was[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >vanilla ice cream that night and, sure enough, after they came back[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]to[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >the car, it wouldn't start.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >The Engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, they[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]got[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >chocolate. The car started. The second night, he got[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >strawberry. The car[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >started. The third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >Now the Engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >man's car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged,[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >therefore, to[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >continue his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem. And[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >toward this end he began to take notes: he jotted down all sorts of[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >data: time of day, type of gas uses, time to drive back and forth[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]etc.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >In a short time, he had a[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >clue: the man took less time to buy vanilla than any other flavor.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >Why? The answer was in the layout of the store. Vanilla,[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >being the most[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >popular flavor, was in a separate case at the front of the store for[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >quick pickup. All the other flavors were kept in the back of the[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]store[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >at a different counter where it took considerably longer to check out[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >the flavor. Now, the question for the Engineer was why the[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >car wouldn't[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >start when it took less time.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >Once time became problem - not the vanilla ice cream Eureka!!!![/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >The engineer quickly came up with the answer: "vapour lock". It was[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >happening every night; but the extra time taken to get the[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >other flavors[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start. When[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >the man got[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >vanilla, the engine was still too hot for the vapour lock to[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >dissipate.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >Remember:[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >problems seem to[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >be simple only when we find the solution with a cool thinking.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >Don't just say its "IMPOSSIBLE" without putting a sincere effort...[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >Observe the word "IMPOSSIBLE" carefully... Looking closer you[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >will see,[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >"I'M POSSIBLE"...[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]> > > >What really matter is your attitude and your perception.[/size][/font] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
Mitsubishi lancer Evo x front bumper
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda jazz fit gk flrs body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Proton S70 body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Proton saga BLM body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Perodua bezza ~accident repair
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Mercedes Benz W205 C-class GT grille
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW E90 ~brake caliper spray ~rim spray
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda city gm6 FL front bumper
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
original rare spec Rays Volk Racing RE30 15x7jj...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37 SAGA S-Plus...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
2009 MME Challenger : Altezza from Wing Hin\Trial Tunning.
2009 MME Challenger : Altezza from Wing Hin\Trial Tuning.
Folks,
MME is around the corner and I thought I start this thread to keep upto date in the development of the Altezza track car. Pls feel free to ask...
2006 Rotary Festival
do check out the pics and vids......especially the le mans car.......
http://www.jdm-option.com/eng/event/06_07/rf.html
evo.. 1..2..3.. turbine
Do they all the same?
Recent Posts
Thrills and Spills at Zhuhai: Porsche Carrera Cup Asia Rounds 3 & 4 Recap
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Proton Records High Demand for S70 with 1 Unit Booked every 4 minutes
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Toyota Malaysia Enters Regional GT Racing with TGR Racing Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Home Win and Double Podium for Akash Nandy at Sepang Season Opener
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
Groups and Meets
Penang Section!!!