Ah Pek & Ah Ma

[simplythebest]

:lol:

Ah Pek and Ah Ma were lying in bed one night. The husband
was
falling
asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were
courting."
Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second
and tried to
get
back to sleep.

A few moments later she said, "Then, you used to kiss
me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on
the cheek
and
settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then, you used to bite
my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed covers, got out of bed
and
walk away.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth lah!"

 

[Metaphor]

:lol:!!!

Good one! :D

 

[Naoki]

if the ah ma said "u used 2 XXX me"
then will that ah pek go buy viagra??? ;)

 

[JINEIL2EN]

Livita Akar Asli for Ah Pek...... :lol:

 

[G-4]

hahahah good 1... :lol:

 

[trueno]

ahah...funny....


out of topic:eh g-4...ure signature veli chio leh...pll down girls underwear woh...that guy must u lah.. :lol:

 

[JINEIL2EN]

Originally posted by trueno@Feb 25 2005, 11:39
ahah...funny....


out of topic:eh g-4...ure signature veli chio leh...pll down girls underwear woh...that guy must u lah.. :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/netserv/gif/img20050113002647.gifi dream of doing this ev day & ev nite.......... :rolleyes:

 

[Naoki]

Originally posted by JINEIL2EN+Feb 25 2005, 11:42 -->

QUOTE (JINEIL2EN @ Feb 25 2005, 11:42 )

--QuoteBegin-trueno

@Feb 25 2005, 11:39 ahah...funny.... out of topic:eh g-4...ure signature veli chio leh...pll down girls underwear woh...that guy must u lah.. :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/netserv/gif/img20050113002647.gifi dream of doing this ev day & ev nite.......... :rolleyes: [/b][/quote] y u just dream it ;) go somewhere eals and do it lar ...... :lol:

 

[JINEIL2EN]

Originally posted by Naoki+Feb 25 2005, 12:00 -->

QUOTE (Naoki @ Feb 25 2005, 12:00 )

Originally posted by JINEIL2EN@Feb 25 2005, 11:42 --QuoteBegin-trueno

@Feb 25 2005, 11:39 ahah...funny.... out of topic:eh g-4...ure signature veli chio leh...pll down girls underwear woh...that guy must u lah.. :lol: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/netserv/gif/img20050113002647.gifi dream of doing this ev day & ev nite.......... :rolleyes:

y u just dream it ;) go somewhere eals and do it lar ...... :lol: [/b][/quote] no chun chicks around & most of them wearing short pants inside if got chun chicks.......mostly they didn't wear panties....& bra....http://zerotohundred.com/forums/uploads/post-15-1107138782.gifwhere to find......woooo...where to find....wooooo

 

[Naoki]

Originally posted by JINEIL2EN+Feb 25 2005, 13:05 -->

QUOTE (JINEIL2EN @ Feb 25 2005, 13:05 )

Originally posted by Naoki@Feb 25 2005, 12:00 Originally posted by JINEIL2EN@Feb 25 2005, 11:42 --QuoteBegin-trueno

@Feb 25 2005, 11:39 ahah...funny.... out of topic:eh g-4...ure signature veli chio leh...pll down girls underwear woh...that guy must u lah.. :lol: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/netserv/gif/img20050113002647.gifi dream of doing this ev day & ev nite.......... :rolleyes: y u just dream it ;) go somewhere eals and do it lar ...... :lol:

no chun chicks around & most of them wearing short pants inside if got chun chicks.......mostly they didn't wear panties....& bra....http://zerotohundred.com/forums/uploads/post-15-1107138782.gifwhere to find......woooo...where to find....wooooo [/b][/quote] then arrr :D just go pull thier pants ..... and slap thier ass enuf lor ..... wakakakkaak :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[JINEIL2EN]

Originally posted by Naoki+Feb 25 2005, 16:33 -->

QUOTE (Naoki @ Feb 25 2005, 16:33 )

Originally posted by JINEIL2EN@Feb 25 2005, 13:05 Originally posted by Naoki@Feb 25 2005, 12:00 Originally posted by JINEIL2EN@Feb 25 2005, 11:42 --QuoteBegin-trueno

@Feb 25 2005, 11:39 ahah...funny.... out of topic:eh g-4...ure signature veli chio leh...pll down girls underwear woh...that guy must u lah.. :lol: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/netserv/gif/img20050113002647.gifi dream of doing this ev day & ev nite.......... :rolleyes: y u just dream it ;) go somewhere eals and do it lar ...... :lol: no chun chicks around & most of them wearing short pants inside if got chun chicks.......mostly they didn't wear panties....& bra....http://zerotohundred.com/forums/uploads/post-15-1107138782.gifwhere to find......woooo...where to find....wooooo

then arrr :D just go pull thier pants ..... and slap thier ass enuf lor ..... wakakakkaak :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote] i'll try by next time i take LRT lah...ehehehhee :lol:

 

[Need for speed]

:lol:

 

[Raymond@M-BeasT]

wat a good one!!!!!

 

[encikmasen]

the off topic jokes are funnier then the topic's jokes..hahaha

 

[No47]

hey you used to XXX me....