Technology moves at a speed much faster than we car nuts are accustomed to, so fast that it feels like we have already arrived in the future before time even moved. Could you imagine 10-15 years ago that there will be such a thing as a Global Positioning System (GPS) that will be able to tell you where you can take a crap or get refuelled, well we have exactly that today, but much more.
We don’t only have tiny hand held computers that tell us where to go, no that is actually way too stone age, we now have the most lovable furry, I don’t know whether to call it a machine or a teddy bear but whatever it is, it tells you the direction!! How amazing is that?? It actually speaks out and even points towards where you’re supposed to be heading, not only that, it even yells at you to watch out when you’re braking too hard and will spank you if it catches you drunk while driving, kidding, it only has sensors that detect alcohol in your breathe and warns you about the hazards involved.
IXs Research, the company responsible for the Nav Teddy is said to be working on other models of the teddy bear and a Nav Stripper that does what a stripper does best on your dashboard and points towards where you’re supposed to be heading with parts of the body too obscene to mention here. Kidding! There will only be teddies, only, sigh.
