funny & stupid thing happen in boleh land

[5115]

Comedy Entertaining Officer...

 

[EcstacyElmo]

Comedy Entertaining Officer...

comedians earn money also ma, look at russel peters
also the biggest earning comedians are in our country too, them politicians, what a joke

 

[Mistaken_Identity]

comedians earn money also ma, look at russel peters
also the biggest earning comedians are in our country too, them politicians, what a joke

Those politicians are comedian wanna be...!!!

 

[zac]

I can't stand it whenever passing through kastam and those custom officers just wanna cari makan, and they cari makan in a damn bold way like totally not afraid of us... FUCKKKKKKKKK~~~~

It's happened when i move my old tv back home from spore, the fat CBK said ini kena bayar tax, I said in very polite way this is old tv (somemore got spider web on it) and i bought it here, so shouldn't be taxed... and he asked where's the receipt? KNN!!! would you keep a receipt for 8yrs? I still explain nicely and then he started to talk like pusing garden, asked me to settle lah...

Totally fed up, din scold him but then then raise my voice telling him off that: tak payah settle, bukalah saman, aku kasi government untung pun tak kasi u untung!!!

So i paid the summon... and smoke him with my exhaust gas... damn angry that time...

 

[EvolutionZ]

it happened to me yesterday near to dawn (4am). my sister accident, went to the scene and lotsa "callman aka toll truck salesman" crowding there in the early morning. i called my tow truck and when the tow truck reached, those idiots say cannot tow coz it "LAW" that the tow truck must pay them "kopi money" before they could tow the car away, then i told them i am the owner, what the hell u blocking my car?

the thing took place bout 30mins to 45mins ding dong here & there and ended up bout 20 idiots standing there not allowing us to tow the car, police came and some quarrel took place and ended up the tow truck operator tired looking at all these idiots and handed rm50.00 for yumcha.....??? rm50.00 divided by 20 persons = rm2.50 per person????

what a shame of 20 persons - all chinese! i am chinese but its a total shame to fight for merely rm2.50 in the middle of morning (4am)??? got nothing more to do???

what is the "LAW" or roadside scavengers - when ppl met accident, they are not assisting but squeezing $$$ from victims & tow truck operators? even as owner also they threaten, u dare u tow the car, i marked yr number plate etc etc....since my sister and a friend is with me and at their territory, i decided to move away instead of proceeding with those idiots....controlling my temper hard.....coz its ridiculous and "LAW" as they keep mentioning...its their "LAW" .....

but those idiots with their souped up proton saga 12v, kancils, iswaras and satrialutions wannabe - not even lutions yet....just a loud exhaust.....only looking at rm2.50 for the risk of bashed up or sent to police stations.....so pathetic.....i insist on their workshop name but they are so shameful even to reveal it....sad!!!....so sad!!

all becoz of RM50.00 to be share among 20 of them..........pathetic....

 

[5115]

mark their number down at the 1st place ma

 

[zac]

Phew... hope they met the real msia yakuza and kena diao kaw kaw by taikor...

Tow truck business is getting competitive and complicated, so many ah cat ah dog join this line for easy money, those i encountered before is quite helpful so i'm fine with their pricing, but what you faced last nite is totally sux, and is real pathetic they are fine with only rm50 forked out from your pocket and didn't ask for more... i bet you also show some colour at the same time so they dare not ask for more right?? hoho...

You show your parang or .45 at the same time while digging out rm50??

 

[EvolutionZ]

the tow truck ppl i called pay them rm50 and they happily go away with their loud exhaust....the way they revv their cars, the rm2.50 not enuf for their ron95......

really really pathetic.........i back off coz 3 patrol cars came by when they saw so many ppl surrounded my sis car. then i told the police i reserved the right to report them for threatening and they dare not come after me but instead picked on the tow truck guy.....since we are outnumbered....i have no choice but to stand aside coz i don want my sis and her friend to get hurt if anything happen there....... i don wanna bring myself to those "heroes wannabee" standard so i don bother to take the thing any further...i just wanna get home and sleep....damn tired...and its heavy rain somemore......so guys better be careful with these kind of idiots....in near future....cheerz

---------- Post added at 09:00 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:57 PM ----------

mark their number down at the 1st place ma

i am too tired to fight with them coz all are kids around 20-25years old - even their so call manager, i think is younger to my youngest bro......

and their mentality is bout 10 yrs old - only wanna win and only wanna show they are power - hero - taikor etc...so i don have energy to bring myself to their std (and my sis & her friend are worry when we nearly fight during the arguement!).... so i ask the operator to give them some yumcha and we need to go off coz bout 5am already...the moment rm50 is shown, those idiots so happy and go off....really really sad to see such young and energetic chinese boy wasting their time doing these kind of small tiny extortions.....sad & pathetic as i repeatly said in these few postings.....

 

[5115]

haiz...make ppl shame only,lucky RM50 can get their hand off ur case

 

[PocketRocket]

but was unnecessary also lor, u can tell the officer, "i take down all these plates, make report for extortion."

 

[zac]

Same feeling lah... i have seen so many 13/14 yrs old school boys and gals ponteng and sitting in my cafe spilt foul words, act cool, talk abt triad, no respect to their parent and this this that that... but no money to eat, no money to drink anything except coke, no money to reload their hp... and their idol are those 16/17yrs old kids with loud exhaust 2 stroke bike, tattooed, no longer in school, dunno what they earn for living... Sometime really feel like slap them... Always talk to some curable kid like ah pek, hopefully they wont waste their precious time in life...

 

[EvolutionZ]

thought of that too, if they asking too much but when rm50 can settle....save me the hassle to police station as that time i am still in sleep walking mode and raining...all wet already....sigh....
but these bunch of idiots..one day they will get their lesson if they met some mafia/hitman .....

 

[XTEC]

this happen to me last time when i still drive potong perdana, what happen is in the traffic junction. when come to my turn green color then i just normal drive accelerated my pedal then in just milisecond & i dont even know what happen mat rempit yamaha RXZ just throw in at my car.
all my car right hand side hancur including tyre & sport rim. & i came down from my car quickley go see the mat rempit & carry him to the nearest side road & ask help from road ppl.

"when i carry him his PAHA leg bone was protrude out but not out from the skin" geli lar.

then i called police for help or report. then first police station answer my call "mana encik accident" ini bukan tempat kita cover & encik telifon itu XXXX police station. this police station are the nearest to accident scene about 2km & he ask me to call town police station KNN

then i call 2nd police station that he recomend , they pick up the phone " encik saya mau report sini ada accident" they reply " ADA ORANG MATI KAH" me reply "tak ada", then they ask me "ITU ORANG ACCIDENT MELAYU, CINA ATAUPUN INDIA " at that time i was so angry & i fuck them up side down on the phone "eh u orang gila kah,sini orang accident separuh mati dan u orang tanya melayu kah , cina kah ataupun india then he ask me "u punya kereta boleh bawa ke police station" i reply " aduhai encik u orang kena datang kesini ambil gambar sembelum saya punya kereta boleh diahlihkan..

then i call my friends who work in work shop & ask his friends too settle the scene from me.

sorry if the story are too long...

after all the scene are kao tim, then we go to police station " this fucker sarjan fuck me up side down for no reason " at the first place i was not at wrong position

then i try to talk too sarjan to isten to my strory,then he accuse me "u orang memang selalu macan ini buat salah tak mau ngaku" at that time i really... if got gun saya tembak sama sarjan itu.

then the TOW car guys & my friends coming in, ask me to go out from the office.then boths off them talk to bloody sarjan after that the sarjan ask me to came in the office to do police report.
at this time the attitude also change "MACAN INI PUNYA KES KIRA NORMAL, LEPAS KITA INVESTIGATED SEMUA TAK ADA SALAH PUNYA" then ask me to sign the report to closed the case.

after police report done, i go outside ask my friends/tow guys "what did u talk to him" reply "hai yar this case we been handling so many case liao we know what to do lar...tak banyak lar cuma XXX sahaja for the report & for ambil gambar XXX total si pak guo niah

 

[EvolutionZ]

the 3 patrol cars at the site yesterday also cant do much with those boy boy there....sigh:|

 

[XTEC]

they wait all 20 person settle the thing first, then the last person to settle with them

 

[EvolutionZ]

in fact i got the feeling they wanna ask for tips too but i just pretend dunno, start my car and drive away,,

 

[XTEC]

radio car ask for tips har.

 

[kelisa6009]

this happen to me last time when i still drive potong perdana, what happen is in the traffic junction. when come to my turn green color then i just normal drive accelerated my pedal then in just milisecond & i dont even know what happen mat rempit yamaha RXZ just throw in at my car.
all my car right hand side hancur including tyre & sport rim. & i came down from my car quickley go see the mat rempit & carry him to the nearest side road & ask help from road ppl.

"when i carry him his PAHA leg bone was protrude out but not out from the skin" geli lar.

then i called police for help or report. then first police station answer my call "mana encik accident" ini bukan tempat kita cover & encik telifon itu XXXX police station. this police station are the nearest to accident scene about 2km & he ask me to call town police station KNN

then i call 2nd police station that he recomend , they pick up the phone " encik saya mau report sini ada accident" they reply " ADA ORANG MATI KAH" me reply "tak ada", then they ask me "ITU ORANG ACCIDENT MELAYU, CINA ATAUPUN INDIA " at that time i was so angry & i fuck them up side down on the phone "eh u orang gila kah,sini orang accident separuh mati dan u orang tanya melayu kah , cina kah ataupun india then he ask me "u punya kereta boleh bawa ke police station" i reply " aduhai encik u orang kena datang kesini ambil gambar sembelum saya punya kereta boleh diahlihkan..

then i call my friends who work in work shop & ask his friends too settle the scene from me.

sorry if the story are too long...

after all the scene are kao tim, then we go to police station " this fucker sarjan fuck me up side down for no reason " at the first place i was not at wrong position

then i try to talk too sarjan to isten to my strory,then he accuse me "u orang memang selalu macan ini buat salah tak mau ngaku" at that time i really... if got gun saya tembak sama sarjan itu.

then the TOW car guys & my friends coming in, ask me to go out from the office.then boths off them talk to bloody sarjan after that the sarjan ask me to came in the office to do police report.
at this time the attitude also change "MACAN INI PUNYA KES KIRA NORMAL, LEPAS KITA INVESTIGATED SEMUA TAK ADA SALAH PUNYA" then ask me to sign the report to closed the case.

after police report done, i go outside ask my friends/tow guys "what did u talk to him" reply "hai yar this case we been handling so many case liao we know what to do lar...tak banyak lar cuma XXX sahaja for the report & for ambil gambar XXX total si pak guo niah

when u make police report...when u say Melayu involve...they will sure be there in 5 minutes or less...but when u say cina or india..it will take ages...one of the Police officer told me....

so when in future we make report...we must say MElayu involve..then confirm they will come very fast...then when they arrive say.ooh..salah..panic until don't know how to differentiate....

 

[XTEC]

when u make police report...when u say Melayu involve...they will sure be there in 5 minutes or less...but when u say cina or india..it will take ages...one of the Police officer told me....

so when in future we make report...we must say MElayu involve..then confirm they will come very fast...then when they arrive say.ooh..salah..panic until don't know how to differentiate....

wa ka ka

 

[JacEK]

the next funny thing will happen is,.,.. TBH's case will slowly dissapear from the press and the real culprit aka murderer will be freee.....in fact...he is never been caught.

---------- Post added at 11:13 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:02 PM ----------

my car was stolen many years ago and found back by my fren.
my car was tow back to police station for inspection and checking.

i went back to police station to take my car 2days later.

the police officer dare to ask me for kopi money....eventhough my fren found it. nevermind, i gave him RM50 but he said not enuff. WTF?

haha,,,dont u think it is funny?