Selling myself in E-bay, M'sia

[headache]

Just posted there. Half of the successful bid goes to the old folks home in Jelapang, Ipoh. Anybody got extra cash and/or need my expertise/services?

Nah...

http://www.ebay.com.my/viItem?ItemId=7349930972

 

[eddie]

wei, u champion lar.......

(6) Driving license class: A/B/D/E ....... wooiyoh

 

[facelift]

Like that also can aa

 

[Crashvenom]

he is looking for paid sex..!! smart move..!!

 

[kinki_kidz®]

he is looking for paid sex..!! smart move..!!

50bucks/day? :D

 

[Rock Lee]

50 bucks per stroke!!

 

[headache]

Gigolo services was 20 yrs ago, lar.
Now, sex is wolf style, niah.
Psss... ssttt... just stay next to the hole and howl, lor. :frown:

 

[AE80TypeD]

go unker go! u da man lah... god help anyone who purchases u :lol: kekeke..

kesian, ur soiled panty business not picking up eh? :p

good luck on "your" (literally) sale!

 

[SkYwAlKeR]

wei, u champion lar....... (6) Driving license class: A/B/D/E ....... wooiyoh

fuhyoo.. i thought drving licence class A is for orang cacat??... u cacat also ar??.. lolz..

14) Physically and mentally fit and free of any transmittable diseases.

giving tips for some extra services here??... haha...

u rocks man...

 

[jeffblazed]

Just posted there. Half of the successful bid goes to the old folks home in Jelapang, Ipoh. Anybody got extra cash and/or need my expertise/services?

Nah...

http://www.ebay.com.my/viItem?ItemId=7349930972

you da man..............

 

[headache]

go unker go! u da man lah... god help anyone who purchases u :lol: kekeke..

kesian, ur soiled panty business not picking up eh? :p

good luck on "your" (literally) sale!

Thanks. Soiled panties was just a joke, lar.
Selling myself is serious. Not for sex, lar. I can becum a driver, office manager, tutor, child minder/educator, etc.
Psss.... ssttt... actually, those smart bidders can bid for me to make money. How? Simple, niah. I can teache and certify scuba divers, mar. So, if bid RM100 per day for me, all they have got to do is to get 4 people interested to learn. Then, the market rate is RM250 per pax as instructor fees for 4 days. So, for RM400, they make RM600. Or, those institution of higher learning can take me in as subsitute lecturer also. I used to teach MBA at RM130 per hour, mar.

Then, there's the job of entertaining customers in karaoke bars, etc. I used to be in Customer Service and Sales in my previous job before I retire, mar.

Summore, it's for a good cause. Wanna pass the good word around?:tongue:

 

[kinki_kidz®]

the scuba thingy sounds good.. hmm
but no place here to learn leh :)
gotta go pulau pulau

probably can learn extra 'things' from khs as well :P

 

[fstr]

unker, got sell any DAIWA rods bor? ahahahhahaha

 

[BlackSamurai]

wah, fishing gang ...
i thought headache got underwear collection to sell?

 

[G-4]

uncle i got spoiled bra for sale......see my signature how i get that...

 

[NOSkill]

Man, you're the coolest uncle I ever know. Hope your aution will be a big hit(Maybe in newspaper?? :D)

 

[NOSkill]

uncle i got spoiled bra for sale......see my signature how i get that...

Actually I got the full series of this prank.

 

[soulseaker]

Thanks. Soiled panties was just a joke, lar.
Selling myself is serious. Not for sex, lar. I can becum a driver, office manager, tutor, child minder/educator, etc.
Psss.... ssttt... actually, those smart bidders can bid for me to make money. How? Simple, niah. I can teache and certify scuba divers, mar. So, if bid RM100 per day for me, all they have got to do is to get 4 people interested to learn. Then, the market rate is RM250 per pax as instructor fees for 4 days. So, for RM400, they make RM600. Or, those institution of higher learning can take me in as subsitute lecturer also. I used to teach MBA at RM130 per hour, mar.

Then, there's the job of entertaining customers in karaoke bars, etc. I used to be in Customer Service and Sales in my previous job before I retire, mar.

Summore, it's for a good cause. Wanna pass the good word around?:tongue:

Uncle, actually i'm looking forward to learn diving, so uncle, if i bid you, you can actually give us the course ah? Actually now me and my friends are planning to take it in Sabah.

Then how about the equipment for the course(do i need to rent it or it is included). Now me and 1 or 2 of my friends are interested. I'm not trying to make money but just want to get a better deal for the diving course. I know that at least I have to look for 4 person, if the deal is affordable, i think more of my friends will take it. Now i have 2 to 3 person interested to get the open water and one friend want to take the advanced diving course.

Can I take the open water and advanced course together?

Hope that you can give me more info. I might be one of the bidder who will be bidding for you.

 

[NOSkill]

Off topic:
What equipment you need for diving??
How much for a O2 cylinder?? How many litter it usually has??

 

[netmatrix]

Wahlau! Better hope no gay person bid for your services. Aiyah!!!