Pissin me off!!

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WTF! today i parked my car in a no ni plate parkin slot then next thing i realized after come to my car is my windscreen there, written sum stupid words on it!! :angry: summore that fellow using permanent marker!! i managed to get rid of the stain yet, anyone of u know how n wat for me to get in order to get revenge?? like acidic stuff?? i goin to spray on his car man!!!! theres lots more parkin space elsewhere ma, is that fellow necessary to write those stuff on my windscreen? that fellow i sjuz challengin me, those words are written on the police sticker there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don let me get him, ill KILL him rite away!!! :angry: i need yr suggestion in vandalising his car!!!! no matter wat car he is drivin!!!!
 
Paint Remover brother!! Sure kau kau wan! hahaha. good luck screwing that fock3r up! ;)
 
burn his car....erm better dun...he can claim insurance.....
use his plate number speed 200km/h on the highway mayb???
 
haha i know quite afew

1)put sugar into his fuel tank..janji whole engine kaput!!
2)bird shit!!! big one..coz i kena yesterday...cibai now stain still there after polish
3)put damn lot of grease on his car exhaust..when it gets hot...all smoke coming out and freak him out
4)cut brake line...this one dun try lah kill ppl

statement above is just for information...any damage cause i wont be responsible!!
 
haha.. where u stay?? apartment izit?? My cousin kena before..... permanent marker though but very easy to remove with thinner.....
how sever u wan the damage to be??? like in wat range the repair cost should be?? 500,1k, 2k... ahahahha.. depends lo. Puncture 4 tyres with razor blade (cut deep and long....) is most irritating one. Either u change ur tyre right away, or u dun drive lor.. hehe.
 
don't revenge back loo......or sels he will again, and then u will again.....when can stop like this.......

i think u better discuss face to face with him.....ask him to pay for ur lost....sound better, right....
 
Originally posted by kschu@Aug 30 2004, 11:01 PM
use dot `3 break oil.......hahaha
only will see d result in few day...........
wei, this make thing more worst, no need to wait few day, on the spot u can see the result, u need to respray the car .... :ph34r:
 
Originally posted by ksgoh@Aug 31 2004, 03:29 AM
don't revenge back loo......or sels he will again, and then u will again.....when can stop like this.......

i think u better discuss face to face with him.....ask him to pay for ur lost....sound better, right....
agreed!!!... just go n talk to that guy, why the fark did he do that for... no paper ah??? ask him to pay..IF he dun wanna pay u, buy i pack of SALT n tabur to all his car... make sure all including the celah2 pintu, bonnet, windscreen.. let the car KARAT like nobody business muahahahaha :ph34r:
 
i also suggest paint remover... sure de paint will be like 100 years old Granny's skin.. :D

but becareful.. dun kena ur skin.. u will feel like de thing is like burning ur skin!! even if a very small drop... beh tahan..
 
paint remover nice.....very acidic..kenak ur skin...wahlau...very sakit...can see instance result sum more...hhehehe
 
BEST TRICK:
put dog shit under the door lever..

when he wants to open the door....sure kena dog shit on his fingers..
make sure the dog cirit-birit.... :P
 
Best don't do anything irrational. Best bet is to be an intelligent human being and get him through intellectual means.

Talk to him then get the reason first. If it's real lame or stupid, then do something lor. You may never know the real reason. Hm, if you talked nicely with him, maybe you wil get better results. Ie: Offer to pay for the damages and in that respectively, not touch your car again.

Dunno lar. :D
 
break oil sure keng chau wan......

no need wait 3 days......instant result....once some pundek did this to my mom car.....

result : the car looks like nvr painted b4....steel....
 
Originally posted by greatharold@Sep 1 2004, 03:21 PM
BEST TRICK:
put dog shit under the door lever..

when he wants to open the door....sure kena dog shit on his fingers..
make sure the dog cirit-birit.... :P
how u put it dere in the first place>? if cirit birit, sure very watery one ohhh...hahaha :D
 
my dad taught me.. stuff potato into the muffler,, use a brick to hammer de thing in...

then just wait n c.. sure kenot start wan.. it even works for lorries...

then send to workshop.. the mech sure "kee siau" checking wats wrong wit de car..

haha..
 
one more trick... remove de tire air valve cap.. insert a stone inside de cap.. then screw it back.. walk away... then de tire will deflate over time..

cool trick.. normally nobody will know u do it.. cos it deflate slowly...

or u also can unscrew de cap.. then loosen the valve a bit with those caps that those tire shops used to remove de valve.. also will deflate de tire slowly..
(i hope u all understand wat i saying) :)
 

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