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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4327934" data-attributes="member: 14320">Help A Guy OutJerry's at the urinal in an airport rest room when a guy with noarms sidles up next to him and pleads,"Hey buddy -- can you help me out here?"Though he feels uneasy, he considers the guy's predicament anddecides to help.He bravely unzips the man, takes a deep breath, reaches in andpulls out the guy's penis.Much to his horror, it is hideous!. It's moldy and bluish green,covered with pus-filled scabs, and it reeks something awful.Imagining the kudos he'll get on Judgment Day for this selflessgood deed, Jerry holds the man's unit while he finishesurinating, shakes it, then puts it back in the man's pants andzips him up.The guy tells Jerry, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it.""No problem," says Jerry. "But I gotta ask - What the hell'swrong with your johnson?"The guy pokes his arms back out of his sleeves and says,"I don't know, but I sure as hell ain't touching it."&&& This 45 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you're doing?" She says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again. He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 45 year-old ass?" "Your name never came up," she replied</blockquote>

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