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Old 09-24-2005, 01:18 AM   #41
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for those jam makers in pudu. this one is abit difficult cause the suffer have to come in BULK.. not single person else it wil be easier for me. but anway..i just have to imagine what we can do to those people who park at the side by ....

1. capture all those drivers and take them to a big field.
2. in the field, there will be milions of execution electric chairs. tie all of them up on the chair
3. do not and i say do not put any sponge on their head or any other thing on them. make sure all strip naked.
4. start to electrocute them until they all become half dead.
5. inject them with mutating neukler molekuls. and then arrange a small room with one tiny window providing the remedy for the virus. let them all rush to the small little window to get the remedy. at this time most of them will be jammed by those idiots who is rushing to grab the remedy. now we can let them taste the feeling of beeing jammed.
6. those who died before they get the remedy will be trow into a large sewerage hole filled with shit. leave the body there
7. for those alive. lock them in a room a small room. and then on the ceiling there is spikes slowly coming down to poke them to death.
8 for those who escape the spike, the walls will then start to come closer and closer causing them to have more and more limited space . they will then stake up on one and another killing those being at the bottom. now they can feel the JAMMED!.
9. close the room smaller and smaller and squash them all up. but before they get squashed, a pipe will be put into the room and shit will be filled at the same time the room becomes smaller.
10. after everyone have been died. suck those bloods and left over and dispose them into the sewerage together with those who died.
11. plant dynamite and explode the whole damm area.
12. hire a malay bomoh, chinese bomoh, indian bomoh, english man bomoh, nigger bomoh or any other bomohs around the world to curse them make sure their soul suffer in hell and always packed in JAMMed areas.
You have one helluva kind of imagination.

Morning already, lets get some sleep.
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Old 09-24-2005, 02:02 AM   #42
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that is what u will get when u work too hard and being pressured so much by your managers until u start thinking how to kill them slowly. anyways i have quit my job and found a new one. hopefully i can start to imagine something better like flowers, butterfly, winnie the pooh and etc etc...
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Old 09-24-2005, 02:13 AM   #43
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Yeah, good imagination. I wonder whether those park indiscriminately is brainless or what? I'm not sure. Hehehe....
Worst still for those who fetch their kid from school. They are setting example for their kid to do the same thing when they grew up. What a jerk!!!
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