Cheap & Super Retarded way of DIY port and polish

[mizunori77]

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine s*ck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.

I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it s*ck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises. Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.

Taken from AUDI forum.

Im sorry if this is a repost. Saw this in another forum and thought I should share it here. This is the best joke EVER!!!

I sakit perut from laughing weh!!!

 

[wonderkid]

what are the owner & his fren thinking?? this is very funny....

 

[PabloIceman]

1 word ... "Champions!!!" ..

 

[egb18c]

damn,pure genius.lol.

 

[azameel]

I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo

my favourite statement from the whole stupidity

 

[sicilian_defense]

this is funny HAHAHAHA but... this is actually a good idea.. and its also a question. One fine day someone is gonna think this up.. and come up with a solution which does just that PORT AND POLISH the easy way with nano-technology hahaha

 

[Sonic Thunder]

total jokers la...haiz...

 

[chocolatesttarfish]

hahaha! what were they thinking hahhaha!

 

[PabloIceman]

Think they were trying to make "Dumb & Dumber 3" ...

 

[chocolatesttarfish]

My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.

does this means his friend always sand blasting honda engine?
wth happen now to the car i wonder

 

[amTonjet]

wa.....true genius!!hahaha

 

[evolution9682]

sohai,wahahaha...

 

[Azu MET008]

Ha...Haa.. Haaa...

Award of the year 2009..

 

[luke skywalker]

HAHAHA Damn funny after being a champion then only ask for help....

 

[ongkp]

heard b4 this mentod from friends but not using sand ....I forget the name of the chemical powder.