Most outrageous things to do whilst driving!

[Slither_Smoke]

Usted Loco...

How 'bout this one...if you have a wira a/b 1.3 year 2003:

Just passed the toll in 1st gear with the window down

Left hand push the power window button

While waiting for the window to go up, right hand "quick shift" into 2nd gear, with no hands or knees at the wheel

Once the window's up, drive normally as usual...

I think this technique is useful if any of you are planning to buy a left-side driving position vehicle in the future

Good luck practicing and wear safety belts...

 

[b00n]

nothing outrageous since alignment of wheels are ok and also u dun do hard acceleration.
But if those cases are opposite from what I mentioned......than Good LUCK!

 

[2zzge]

drive that time got lipas lagi teruk leh..i terus stop my car beside

 

[drMpower]

2zzge -> that's not 'the outrages thing to do while driving' la..you simply stop beside. lol

 

[tk2005takeru]

After finish school sports meet, eating an ice cream while driving, was going to change the sweaty shirt, open it out, saw a big bike with man-in-white on it, just behind me... OMG!! What to do? Finish it all up quickly (not include ice cream, of coz, it is well hidden, in my mouth), the polis zoom beside, watch wat am i doing, then zoom away... I think he's wondering was it his imagination...

 

[WestCoast]

i can masturbate or even french kiss while driving highways

 

[donCityZ]

One time, i was coming back from my gf's (now wife) kampung
on the way to my kampung.

It was night around 8pm.

While driving, I feel cold cold thing on my right arm... i open the car room light..
WTF!!! a blardy pacat lah! i damn panicky with pacat.. geli ma.. so at same time, i picit and hold the pacat and hit the brake and stop at side of road, jumped out and throw the pacat as hard as i can.

lucky the road is quite empty... otherwise might cause accident liao.

:p
and jumped outside

ps. Pacat = Leech.

 

[nitrus]

oh shit man HAHAHAHAHAHA i can imagine weih donCityZ .. how the hell did a leech got on ur arm la !? fuck if it's me i might just use something to hit it off my arm wey.. u dare hold n picit somemore AHHAHAHA

 

[donCityZ]

i duno how the blardy pacat climb to my arm.. that time is raining season... and i remember parking my car near bushes, maybe there lo.... of course i hold n picit!!!! i scared he go other places... how? after stop car and come out, pacat gone how? sumore this pacat aa got belang belang one... maximum geli man.. !!
after that i take a risk to continue and hoping no more pacat on me since its dark!! cant see a thing on my pants and hidden places.. all the way 120km to my kampung, my mind very disturbed... worry another pacat in my pants ke or what... it is the LONGEST JOURNEY I EVER HAD!!! scary too...

 

[nitrus]

LOL !!! damn if i were u i go take torchlight cari my whole car ady wey that time .. in the other hand i will dunno be holding what .. maybe flamethrower.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

 

[stan_76]

Trying to CONCENTRATE on the road at 80km/h with a BIG arse spider staring at you in the driver's side a/c vent ...

I think this beats all motha' of all multi-tasking ...

LOL , can't stand the little monster?

me too :D