For those who didn't get a chance to read this on Wednesday nite. :D
Hi people. Just got back from the office not too long ago.
MCH. Even before I got out from my car my next door neighbour and family were rushing out of the house. As I got down I found out the reason for the commotion. Another neighbour's house has just been broken in. Or rather was about to be broken into. And some other neighbours saw the fucking burglars leaving in their car. Apparently they were already around the area earlier and was waiting for the family to leave for dinner. The thing is, that particular neighbour, Aunty X don't usually leave the house at this time of the day. The whole family would be at home. Widow la and all daughters ma. So she also a bit introvert.
Unca P called the police immediately to report la. Meanwhile the crowd gathers lor. 3 minute selepas call, police car arrived de. Fuh Yuh...manyak efficient! Boleh bangga la. The Constable A and B turun. One had the HKMP5 with him la the other armed with standard .38. Constable A asked if anyone was inside. I replied "Mungkin ada" Wah...he immediately call for backup. Then when he finish "Pan ma" I told him "Bukan la datuk, bukan pencuri. Mungkin tuan rumah kena ikat kat dalam" You know what was his reply? "Ai seh ah chai. Ingat ade pencuri tadi. Aku mintak banyak backup woo"
Constable B under Unca P instigation asked his fren to go in la. Aunty X also arrived after Unca P's wife called her to tell her about the incident. Mana tau, Constable B takut. So yours truly boring a bit la. "Masuk je la. Kita banyak orang. Semua serbu sekali la. Tak takut punye." Aunty X also support by saying "Yea la. Masuk tengok"
Last last yours truly led advancing party. Kakakakaka... Nia seng. Sampai that pintu both constable had the nerve to ask "Kena bukak Kasut kah?" Respecting the culture of others is a good thing but at this time? Pening. I said "Masuk la. Tak yah bukak. Dia orang bersihkan nanti" Then constable B flicked the safety switch off his submachine gun. Ketakkk!! And then he said somethin lagi I pening wan. "Ok ar. Sudah boleh masuk? Dah sedia ah Chai? Masuk la." Like ask my permission to enter the house.
Dem Jialat! "You masuk la dulu, kan you ader senapang? masuk je lah!" I replied. We went in and immediately I noticed that the wooden door had given way when one of the burglars rammed against it like in the movies. Splintered la. So that's why the alarm went off to notify all my neighbours. I also noticed that the expensive liquors weren't taken. Drawers at the bar weren't touched or ransacked. The police checked the room downstairs and the store room. Kitchen was locked up really well. I went to the back of the house earlier to see if the burglars tried entering from the back. Nope!
So that leaves upstairs. Once more the Malaysian Police asked me "Ok. Sekarang naik atas ye? Nak bukak kasut?" What with the cleaniness thingy? This time I bengang liao. "Naik? Aku naik dulu lah cam nie." "Oh tak, Ah Chai. Aku naik. Kau ikut belakang. Takut nanti dia orang sorok kat atas" Wah Lan Eh..suddenly brave liao. Went up and saw that nothing was touched and went out of the house.
Aunty X buat report. Masa tu all the back up arrive la. Another 6 of our boys in blue showed up. Fuh...rupernya semua ronda ronda berdekatan. Ah...yea lah tu.
The rest standard la.
Hi people. Just got back from the office not too long ago.
MCH. Even before I got out from my car my next door neighbour and family were rushing out of the house. As I got down I found out the reason for the commotion. Another neighbour's house has just been broken in. Or rather was about to be broken into. And some other neighbours saw the fucking burglars leaving in their car. Apparently they were already around the area earlier and was waiting for the family to leave for dinner. The thing is, that particular neighbour, Aunty X don't usually leave the house at this time of the day. The whole family would be at home. Widow la and all daughters ma. So she also a bit introvert.
Unca P called the police immediately to report la. Meanwhile the crowd gathers lor. 3 minute selepas call, police car arrived de. Fuh Yuh...manyak efficient! Boleh bangga la. The Constable A and B turun. One had the HKMP5 with him la the other armed with standard .38. Constable A asked if anyone was inside. I replied "Mungkin ada" Wah...he immediately call for backup. Then when he finish "Pan ma" I told him "Bukan la datuk, bukan pencuri. Mungkin tuan rumah kena ikat kat dalam" You know what was his reply? "Ai seh ah chai. Ingat ade pencuri tadi. Aku mintak banyak backup woo"
Constable B under Unca P instigation asked his fren to go in la. Aunty X also arrived after Unca P's wife called her to tell her about the incident. Mana tau, Constable B takut. So yours truly boring a bit la. "Masuk je la. Kita banyak orang. Semua serbu sekali la. Tak takut punye." Aunty X also support by saying "Yea la. Masuk tengok"
Last last yours truly led advancing party. Kakakakaka... Nia seng. Sampai that pintu both constable had the nerve to ask "Kena bukak Kasut kah?" Respecting the culture of others is a good thing but at this time? Pening. I said "Masuk la. Tak yah bukak. Dia orang bersihkan nanti" Then constable B flicked the safety switch off his submachine gun. Ketakkk!! And then he said somethin lagi I pening wan. "Ok ar. Sudah boleh masuk? Dah sedia ah Chai? Masuk la." Like ask my permission to enter the house.
Dem Jialat! "You masuk la dulu, kan you ader senapang? masuk je lah!" I replied. We went in and immediately I noticed that the wooden door had given way when one of the burglars rammed against it like in the movies. Splintered la. So that's why the alarm went off to notify all my neighbours. I also noticed that the expensive liquors weren't taken. Drawers at the bar weren't touched or ransacked. The police checked the room downstairs and the store room. Kitchen was locked up really well. I went to the back of the house earlier to see if the burglars tried entering from the back. Nope!
So that leaves upstairs. Once more the Malaysian Police asked me "Ok. Sekarang naik atas ye? Nak bukak kasut?" What with the cleaniness thingy? This time I bengang liao. "Naik? Aku naik dulu lah cam nie." "Oh tak, Ah Chai. Aku naik. Kau ikut belakang. Takut nanti dia orang sorok kat atas" Wah Lan Eh..suddenly brave liao. Went up and saw that nothing was touched and went out of the house.
Aunty X buat report. Masa tu all the back up arrive la. Another 6 of our boys in blue showed up. Fuh...rupernya semua ronda ronda berdekatan. Ah...yea lah tu.
The rest standard la.
