funny encouter with your mitsu

[artworkz]

haha i had a friend with an evo 3,we walked in a famous shop that sells tein,pun intended
went in with my friend wearing shorts and slippers and asked the guy whats the offering on Tein adjustables for Evo 3


dude - you punya evo ke
me - yea evo
dude - wira engine evo?
me - no evo
dude - wira engine evo cannot fit have to change lower arm all
me - -_-" >_> <_< ^_^ _|_

why they think malay ppl wear slipper and shorts cant afford an Evo ke.lol
lol maybe i got a faceproblem,

u mean N1 ah?

 

[teek]

i kena 1 time . i'm washing my e8 out side my house. suddenly got one dump ass came to me and ask...

D-ass : hmm....ur body kit so fit on ur waja .
me : ya
D-ass : waw some more the rear spoiler carbon fiber one. how much you buy? RM150??
me: .......... ( wanna cry liao )
D-ass : i also wan to install on my Waja... ! bang mana beli punya?
me: acc shop

hai~~~~~~~
what to do??

 

[H22-C]

last month, i went to lunch at Bagan Luar parking behind cinema, when i went to collect my car, the worker came to collect the parking fee RM1 and gave me receipt...

then he asked me, where did you modifiy your car ?.. looks very nice...
i said: i modify a bit bit only... accessory shop can do.
he said: which shop ? you do it youself arh ? my car also want to modify, can ?
i said: i dunno, i modify at RABK at megamall, you can go there. (i dunno how to answer him, so i gave him a body kit shop name.)
he said, you dunno meh ? cannot meh ?

until now, i still not sure when he was trying to say...

 

[ealt]

A week ago at PETRONAS Station, a pump attendance approved me while filled up the fuel.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
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Pump guy: wow, nice evo...<o:p></o:p>
me: tx...<o:p></o:p>
Pump attendance: Your car colour so nice, clean, bla...bla...<o:p></o:p>
me: tx again...<o:p></o:p>
Pump attendance: You put big intercooler there, all evo don't have an intercooler right....nice mods...<o:p></o:p>
me: :hmmmm: away...

 

[GuyM]

Soon they'll ask, is the Mitsu or "orignal" Proton??????:hmmmm:

 

[pangyau]

Joke from a friend,

Pada suatu malam yang hening dan sunyi di lebuhraya utara selatan kelihatan sebuah kelisa putih tersadai di sebelah lane kerosakan. Ada orang tua yang berdiri disebelahnya,pemilik kelisa tu sedang berjalan kehulu kehilir cuba menahan kereta supaya membantu.tidak ada sebuah kereta pun berhenti.tiba-tiba datangla sebuah kereta evo10 berhenti di sebelah kelisa tadi.

"Ada apa nie pakcik,kereta rosak ke?"tanya pemuda berusia dalam lingkungan 20an."a'ha rosak "jawap pakcik tu simple aje....

"Ok,cam nie,saya ada tali nanti saya ikat kat kereta saya dan saya tarik kereta pakcik sampai tol"mamat nie bagi idea.

"worrait gak tu...", tapi....nanti kalau pakcik rasa awak bawak laju pakcik akan hon dan bagi high beam"

"Ok pakcik"..mamat nie pun ikatlah tali kat kereta kelisa didepan dan hujungnya diikat dibelakang bumper evonye.
dia pun jalanla..dengan slow dan berhati-hati. Dalam lima kilometer mamat nie laju le sikit,apalagi pakcik tu pun hon dan bagi high beam la kat mamat tu.Mamat tu pun slowkan balik..

Tiba-tiba ada sebuah ferrari datang dari belakang dan press minyak kat mamat evo10.apa lagi,jiwa muda patang dicabar, dia pun tekan la minyak rapat nak kejar ferrari nie...lupa la pulak dia dengan kelisa org tua yg diikat kat belakang kereta dia.

Orang tua tu punya la hangin satu badan,dia pun hon dan bagi hi beam bagai nak rak.Mamat evo10 tu dah tak sedar dah angin punya pasal.
Kebetulan pilak polis ada buat speed trap kat bawah jambatan.

Vrooommm......bedesup peginye... ini dah lebih speed limit nie...kate polis nie..cecah 250kmj memasing nie... Dia pun contact la kengkawan dia kat depan supaya saman kereta-kereta yg laju nie...

"Over..over,ada tiga buah kenderaan memandu melebihi had laju,sebuah ferrari,sebuah evo10 dan sebuah lagi kalau aku cakap korang mesti tak percaye punye.........sebuah kelisa biru tengah cucuk angin evo10 tu dan bagi hon dan hi beam nak potong!!!"

 

[evolution9682]

happen just now at gas station

petrol boy:bang,ini evo keh?
me:ya
petrol boy:u punya evo ada masuk turbo?
me:ada ada
petrol boy:kenapa u tak beli r8,lagi shiok
me:apa?rx8?
petrol boy:audi r8
me:.................

 

[pengyu]

ada lah kesah sorang brader ni kt kedai audio shop:

brader: waa cantek kete.
me : terima kasih.
...then he went to see my rims and ketuk2 my caliper...
brader: waaa,mana beli caliper cover ni..cam real lah..
me : ..............

brader : ni kete apa.
me : lancer bang..
brader : dah tukar bodykit pergi Evo 10 ye...
me : .........

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im sure lepas ni the conversation will be like this...

brader : kete apa ni..
me : Inspira bang..
brader : dah tukar bodykit pergi Evo 10 ye..
me : ........

 

[pangyau]

Pengyu,

Your ride will be the Monster of all Inspira.
Don't forget to re-badge :proud:
Inspira with ori Brembo & HKS Drager Exhaust

Happened at Autosound ke?
Xapa bro.... you can get cheaper price for most of the accessories.
Very nice & perfect conversion.

 

[pengyu]

No, Autosound knows better cause they installed all my defi's..

happened in labuan, i dont blame them anyway..they look the same..

btw, i dont have any badges on my car, not even mitsubishi..so, it will be Inspira after this..hahhaha..

 

[kawamx2]

this happen before my beloving EVO3 got stolen.

Pump guy: wow, ini wira manyak cantik lah
me: buka wira lah, EVO
Pump guy: Hai? apa sal ini EVO mahu tiru Wira?
me:.................


A Civil driver chase me until one petrol station

driver: bang, apa kete ini? saya baru dekat, u hilang, bila u lambat, baru saya mahu tengok, u hilang lagi

me: oh ini EVO 3 lah

driver: Apa? EVO 3? bamgsa apa?

me:............ Mitsu misi lah

drive: oh! ada turbo kah?
me:................

Now, with my EVO 7

pump guy: wow, cantik ini waja hor, manyak meter...
me:..... boleh tahan la,
pump guy: boleh sampai 180 tak?
me:........................

 

[max327]

hahahah i got a similar story also for my E9!!

Story 1:
Gal 1: Wah, cantik nya bodykit wira ini.
me: almost fainted and speechless..

Story 2:
Friend: Wow, where you buy the brembo brake cover ar? Nice leh.. how much?
me: wah lau,.... this is the real thing lah bro....

i guest this is the problem when you drive a performance car base on a general/common model. (evo, M3, M5)
it's easy to imitate, and most of them on the road are fakes.

but i shall say EVO7/8/9 is harder to imitate.

 

[lauguan]

cannot blame them sometimes, coz they no sense...be happy with ur real evo enough la...hehe:proud:

 

[max327]

by the way.......... EVO is not a chick magnet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chick usually go for guys driving bmw,merc sports, new honda civic, jazz, vios, swift... but not evo.... heehhehehe. coz they cant tell what car is it.. and they always mistaken as a wira or waja... due to the fact that the wira/waja always try to copy the evo's..... sigh

fellow lancer also...

 

[skyboy]

i thou i was the only 1 having this prob.. lol i guess all evo owners hv hahahaha..