Hungriest Policeman i've ever seen

[zephyr3d]

Just moments ago... i was halted by the hungriest policeman i've ever encountered. Gone were the days where they have to set up a bogus roadblock to false charge you of speeding to get coffee money.

This time, the cop stop me straight away at the traffic light and accused me of talking on the mobile phone...... while 2 of my mobile phones were tucked nicely in my pocket while another in my laptop bag... i was just merely waiting for the lights to go green while chatting with my wife whom was sitting at the front passenger seat.

Initially we tot he wanted to check what was my wife hugging, which was my Samsonite laptop bag.... but mana tau.. he said i was chatting on the mobile phone.. WTF?!

I argued with him that I did not and straight away I took my phone out and showed him the last call i receive/made... it was easily more than 3 hours ago. He argued that i switched off the phone.. But i replied.. mobile phone call log cannot lie....

Well.. he know he can't beat me anymore.. so... as usual.. license and IC... and the "where are u going" question. HOME OF COURSE!!!!!!

Crazy..... no offense...but i feel it must be the Ramadan time that has triggered the section of his brain to make a desperate attempt to gather more money for Raya.

So guys.. you all should be steady... as long as you know your innocent.. stand by your ground and they won't dare to force anything from you. Well, unless of course they are freaking desperate while scrapping his zero valued face on the tarmac dirt.

 

[evo4g63]

wait till u see them set up road block den it will be like hungry ghost festival d.... met few blocks on my up and down using the trunk road from bentong to raub....

 

[jeffblazed]

Just moments ago... i was halted by the hungriest policeman i've ever encountered. Gone were the days where they have to set up a bogus roadblock to false charge you of speeding to get coffee money.

This time, the cop stop me straight away at the traffic light and accused me of talking on the mobile phone...... while 2 of my mobile phones were tucked nicely in my pocket while another in my laptop bag... i was just merely waiting for the lights to go green while chatting with my wife whom was sitting at the front passenger seat.

Initially we tot he wanted to check what was my wife hugging, which was my Samsonite laptop bag.... but mana tau.. he said i was chatting on the mobile phone.. WTF?!

I argued with him that I did not and straight away I took my phone out and showed him the last call i receive/made... it was easily more than 3 hours ago. He argued that i switched off the phone.. But i replied.. mobile phone call log cannot lie....

Well.. he know he can't beat me anymore.. so... as usual.. license and IC... and the "where are u going" question. HOME OF COURSE!!!!!!

Crazy..... no offense...but i feel it must be the Ramadan time that has triggered the section of his brain to make a desperate attempt to gather more money for Raya.

So guys.. you all should be steady... as long as you know your innocent.. stand by your ground and they won't dare to force anything from you. Well, unless of course they are freaking desperate while scrapping his zero valued face on the tarmac dirt.

wei this month very tight for the polis....new clothes for the children,raya angpow,bukak puasa at restaurant...so many commitments...somore this year no bonus.....die la....so be extra carefull this bulan puasa....they are collecting money....btw where you kena.....

 

[zephyr3d]

oh.. forgot to mention.. i kena at OUG.

 

[eyong]

I think all you guys should have your voice recorder set on shortcuts in your cell phones .... Record any conversation with the authority, and if you can see his name and id, make sure you don't forget to address his as whoever. They tend to freak out once you address their name. Or you can call Encik 11967 or Encik Whatever cari duit kopi .... Never call Tuan coz to start with, they are not your master, second that is usually address for officers.

Last thing is, IMPORTANT, don't forget to post your recordings and vidoes at ZeroToHundred.com

 

[Edward Chew]

Having puasa now should be enough to save some money from having lunch and so on la, still wanna make duit kopi... somemore more active than before.

There are road blocks in mont kiara. both side on the road, but not both side together, either side at a time. What they kena you is speed limit there which is 80km/h. but the road there is up and down, even you didn't step on the throttle, your car will still easily go over 80km/h. It is usually around 12pm to 2pm. Mostly MON till THU. But i still encountered one at 4pm and FRI and SAT too. So, beware guys, i kena once, in 4 times i encounter their road block. And for your information, the guy with the speed gun is under the bridge, either hiding or simply standing there, with walkie talkie. :-)

There's one more in jalan kuching. DON'T take the emergency lane, the police is hunting for your at the exit of BHP! Usually at the morning, where it is dark to spot them behind the trees... hehe

Drive steadily and slowly, try to obey the speed limit. Ser La Mad Ha Li Lai Ya is coming... hehe..... good luck.

 

[QuickRide]

It happened to me once as well. I was driving while one of my phone was switched off in my suitcase cause no more batt and my other phone was left at my passenger seat. I had a wireless earphone so there was clearly no way I would still want to hold the phone to my head. However I was just drinking my water when to police stopped me and said I was talking on my phone eventhough I had not talked to anyone since the previous night. Happened last year during Hari Raya. Maybe this shows that Malay(sia) really boleh?

 

[mojotudam]

Malay(sia)

 

[nitrus]

mojotudam : What's up? Terasa with QuickRide's sentence?

 

[satria_95]

wait till u see them set up road block den it will be like hungry ghost festival d

More like hungry char siew festival.

 

[satria_95]

However I was just drinking my water when to police stopped me and said I was talking on my phone

He is charging you for talking to your bottle or maybe even "Berkelakuan sumbang" with your bottle hahahaha

 

[zephyr3d]

maybe as long as u're holding something wit your hands while driving is an offense? so.. u'll need to tie your water bottle around your head and drink it fr a straw.... hahahaha.

 

[satria_95]

zephyred,
Then they will charged you with holding your steering wheel hahaha

 

[simonchangwaimun]

tell them "tuan,ramadhan,tak baik ambik rasuah" in his face

 

[BlackSamurai]

hungry ghost festival not yet over mah....