Man Admits Having Sex With 1,000 Cars
May 24, 2008
There are those of us who admire cars, there are those who love cars and express it cleaning it, modding it and etc. Then there are those who love cars so much, they often end up at the wrong end of the car with their pants down, literally, doing what we all do best with our pants down besides taking a dump.
Edward Smith, 57, of Washington State, loves cars and has confessed to sexual intercourse with about 1,000 vehicles vehicles starting at the age of 15 and claims that his most intense sexual experience was “making love” to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf. We seriously do not want to know how he does it or what he gets out of it, but as AutoBlog said, “we’re sure he must be on good terms with the staff down at the local Jiffy Lube.
Apparently, Edward’s car humping condition is known as “mechaphilia” and he is part of a 500 strong “car lovers” society. We were just wondering though, what is up with car lovers these days and their weird sexual fetishes, first it was Max Mosley and his Nazi Themed Orgy, and now there’s this dude who goes around humping cars. What will be next? Someone who gets off on hot engines and exhaust fumes?
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Source: The Telegraph
hahaha .. .this is just plain funny.
Well, at least the car will not say no……n no ones get hurt, hehe !!
wow….what a car lover…..
me only had in 2 cars…not include 1st base n 2nd base la.
okay. i tot we got only this fella rubbing his willing down the holes. but the writer mention that this guy is one of the 500 of the SAME KIND. wtf?
i mean, do we really have 500 people with the same interest of ejaculating upon seeing a car? damn. we are cursed.
and this guy kinda makes love with 1000 cars? A THOUSAND? is there any chance he doesnt cum twice upon seeing something like….. MC12? or that E-type jag? u know..the first one might be of ‘accident’…the second might be of ‘pure man’ thingy?
ROFLMAO
hahahahaha ….. made my day seriously. WTF!!!